I think, if one is serious enough about their photography, one should be willing to put in at least a small amount of time in a post-capture stage. Whether you shoot film or digital, expecting to get optimal results by just pushing a button and then letting someone/something else decide the outcome is either (no offense intended) lazy, naive, or negligent. [Sorry.] Unless you're trusting a qualified technician (darkroom or digital), i don't see the reasoning in buying 'good' equipment and then not dealing with all of the factors that eventually decide a photo's merit. If you shoot film and then just hand it off to a drugstore and 'settle' for the resulting 4x6 prints, you're missing something. And, your pictures will look just like your neighbor's, who shoots with a $20 instamatic. If you shoot digital and JPG only, using some sort of Picture Setting, and then just output the result, the same thing applies.
Is your 'vision' being completely realized? Does your creativity end when you trip the shutter? Are you really satisfied with the results, or have you 'capped' your potential by not expecting more?
I can completely understand that some people are less enamored of certain parts of 'the photographic process.' Some people love shooting, and don't like processing. Personally, i don't care so much for the act of shooting. I'd love to conceive an image, and then work on the files to get them where i want them, and skip all the BS in dealing with traveling, finding subject matter and then trying to manipulate people and situations into my ideas.... But, that's what is necessary. And, if i had skipped a part of it, i wouldn't be as satisfied with the results.
Whatever. Sorry for the rant. My answer is 'No.' You can't expect to get a film look straight out of a camera. But, you can make it easier on yourself. I spend all day on a computer, and yes, it can sometimes be daunting to have to then spend more time on the computer, working on photographs. But, you can set Actions, or macros, or configure filters or applications to do what you want in simple, discrete steps. You give up a bit of control that way, but it seems like control is not what you're after. Also, jusg because it's "digital," don't expect it to be "free." You have to spend money after buying the camera and memory card. You might want to spend a little bit of money to make your digital workstation more pleasant to use. I don't mind sitting at my computer for 18 hours because i have an Aeron chair, and fantastic speakers, and a small tv set up there. Get your iTunes or DVR rocking, and the time goes by pretty quickly.
RAW processing takes only a few moments. Learn to tweak your Curves, and then hit the file with a bit of Alien Skin Exposure film grain. After you've done it a few times, it comes easily and quickly. And, i have a feeling that once you've seen the options, you'll experiment a bit and you'll find you can develop your own visual style, based on processing techniques. I'm not suggesting you become Dragan, but every photographer in my library makes images that i can recognize pretty much immediately, and none are done with 'special effects.'