Ask Mr.Toad how long it takes, before US-institutions release a "suspect" parcel with a camera.
In contrary european custom offices are express services...
And thieves? Hardly imagineable ...
Europe is immune from things which have affected almost everyone else? Not my experience in the 1980s trying to cross pre-EU borders... However:
I've never had a problem with Customs authorities being straightforwardly dishonest ("facilitation fees" to speed things up have frequently been welcome, however). That said, a very long time ago (before I was old enough for it to affect me directly) Australian Customs was, quite correctly, regarded as being The Very Worst In The Entire World bar almost none (not excluding India and Egypt - not well regarded - at a similar time). Not dishonest (so much) but hopeless, and brutal, and Wrong. We fixed that (eventually).
For a while, in the early 1990s, when I was living in LA, I was told that baggage handlers at LAX were theiving what-names. I did have my bags broken into but, for some reason, they never bothered stealing my undies. (I never had my bags broken into while traveling US domestic through LAX, nor international through SFO. So maybe what I was told was real, but limited: I sure treated it as real and never left anything worth stealing in my checked baggage.)
For a while it was widely known that baggage handlers in Sydney did similar theiving things. Here in Oz there's some quite famous video footage of them - and a panotmime horse, don't ask - being caught out doing exactly that. People went to gaol over that. There was (and, annoyingly, still is) a rather murkier case of a lass from Oz being arrested in Indonesia over something she
claims was stashed in her bag, by a baggage handler, without her knowledge. It would improve my temper if her claim were unbelievable.
But overall I've found that postal services, couriers and Customs authorities, the world over, have been pretty good of late and, if anything, are getting rather better. That might be the natural result of Niceness winning out over Evil (yeah, right), but I think it's more likely that most have figured out that being a dubious source or destination for goods is a wonderful way of crippling the kind of international commerce which everyone now wants to attract.
Yes - Bad Things happen from time to time. But I don't think anyone can really claim that
their country is immune, while others are hotbeds of nastiness. It doesn't seem to work that way.
...Mike