Film is Dead

[Sparrow]

Film is Dead

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Sad mourners file past the body as it lies in state, prior to internment, I am sure their sadness at its loss will be felt around the world in the future.

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[ibcrewin]

I love the disclaimer!

 

[chris000]

Nice one - thank goodness I believe in re-incarnation!

 

[kshapero]

Elvis is dead.

 

[Sparrow]

Elvis is dead.

Oh no he's not

 

[visiondr]

Film E's not dead?! Film's pased on! This film is no more! It has ceased to be. It has expired and gone on to meet its maker! Film is a stiff! Berift of life it rests in peace!... Its metabolic processes are now history!.. Film's off the twig! Film's kicked the bucket. It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-FILM!!

(apologies to Monty Python fans)

 

[ddimaria]

They said the same thing about Johnny Cash but I maintain he's immortal.

 

[kshapero]

Oh no he's not

Man, You are right. That is an M8 isn't?

 

[Sparrow]

They said the same thing about Johnny Cash but I maintain he's immortal.

Robin Gibb, one of the Bee-Gees, bought his house after he died and a few weeks later it burnt down.
I really don’t think it was an accident…….. I think it was suicide.

 

[Bryce]

Now I know why it is called chimping...