Thom,
I wasn't going to post here, but I'll agree with Gene. While I read it with the presumption that you were being satirical, it is not especially clear that you are. There are a number of pieces in your blog that have a similar difficulty. While they are quite well written overall, sometimes your intent is not terribly obvious. You might simply considered making the comments about being as "dead as vinal" a bit more detailed and explicit.
As has been mentioned, as long as any market exists, there will be some folks making money providing for it. Even if Kodak stops film production tomorrow, thier patents only have a limited life and soon enough someone, somewhere, will be producing Tri-X and Plus-X in everything but name because there will be just enough demand to make it profitable. And has also been said, worst case scenario, it's not that difficult to homebrew wet plates and albumen papers. And with modern glass, you'll even get some great results from them.
So take a moment or four and revise the page just a bit. That will get your point out there better without all of the piss and vinigar.
IMHO, and all of that.
William