Horrible bar jokes

[rbiemer]

After posting in the "i just realized" thread, I need some frivolity so:
Some horrible bar jokes.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,"Why the long face?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Ya know, we have a drink named after you."
"Really?" the grasshopper replies"why would any one want a drink named Henry?"

A giraffe walks into a bar and declares,"The high balls are on me!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

My current favorite: A guy walks into a bar--too bad, he shoulda seen it coming.

OK, I got that out of my system. No more of these, I promise!
Rob

 

[jdos2]

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano,
so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"

The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink.
The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish."

"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room,
and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar
with a million ducks all around him.

The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks."
The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"

 

[schaubild]

Wow, you guys definitely set new standards 🙂

 

[Pherdinand]

hehe 🙂 thanks for the lol.