Can't comment on breaking up.... I'm happily married, and I'm OK in that department 🙂
However, I do work a lot - I'm self-employed, and (luckily) the business is usually good. So, after a particularly nasty and long translation (which is followed by a hefty invoice 🙂), and particularly if I'm immediately throwing myself on another translation project, I sometimes indulge myself with another gear purchase. Think of it as an outlet... I don't get out much, don't really drink, don't chase women, and I don't nearly shoot my cameras as much as I'd like to. So, buying more gear is actually a "vent" of a kind, a substitute for "real life", which for me is passing in front of a computer screen, banging away at the keyboard, translating boring manuals or contracts 🙁
RFF can be seen as another outlet in this regard, when I think about it better. Instead of going out with friends for a drink, I take a break from my work (MS Word still open in another window) to check out what's new on RFF. A few minutes at a time, and then back to work.
I probably wouldn't buy so much gear if I had time to actually use the gear I already have 🙂
Denis