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These are real answers given by children
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>Q: Name the four seasons.
>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
>A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
> like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
>Q: How is dew formed?
>A:The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
>A: Keep it in the cow.
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>Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
> flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
>nature
> hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
>Q: What are steroids?
>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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>Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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>Q:What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>A: Premature death.
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>Q: What is artificial insemination?
>A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
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>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
>A:The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
>abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
>heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E,
>I,
>O, and U.
>
>Q: What is the fibula?
>A: A small lie.!
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>Q: What does "varicose" mean?
>A: Nearby.
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>Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
>A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>
>Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
>A: Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
>
>Q: Name the four seasons.
>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
>A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
> like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
>Q: How is dew formed?
>A:The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
>A: Keep it in the cow.
>
>Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
> flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
>nature
> hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
>Q: What are steroids?
>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
>Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
>Q:What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>A: Premature death.
>
>Q: What is artificial insemination?
>A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
>
>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
>A:The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
>abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
>heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E,
>I,
>O, and U.
>
>Q: What is the fibula?
>A: A small lie.!
>
>Q: What does "varicose" mean?
>A: Nearby.
>
>Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
>A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>
>Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
>A: Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
SolaresLarrave
My M5s need red dots!
Really cute! 