Keith
The best camera is one that still works!
A man is hunting in the woods and sees a large bear sleeping near the entrance to it's cave and figures he'll shoot it before it wakes and becomes potentially dangerous. He fires a shot which only has the effect of awakening the bear which grabs him, bends him over a log and has it's way with him .. and then strolls off back into it's cave.
The hunter decidedly unimpressed at the bear's behaviour returns the next day with an AK-47. He finds the bear dozing in it's usual spot in front of the cave and from arount twenty feet away aims the weaon and empties the entire magazine. When the smoke clears the bear is standing there unharmed with a puzzled look on it's face ... it grabs him and bends him over the same log and repeats the unthinkable assault of the previous encounter. It then strolls off back into it's cave once again.
The hunter totally beside himself at this outrageous treatment returns the following day with a rocket launcher. The bear is, as usual, asleep in front of the cave and the hunter carefully sets up the weapon at as short a range as he dares and fires the missile. When the smoke and debri clear to the hunter's astonishment the bear is standing there totally unharmed once again.
The bear ambles over towards him and the hunter braces himself expecting the worst ... the bear stops briefly and looks at him and gives him a wink and says:
"You ain't here for the huntin' are you son!"
The hunter decidedly unimpressed at the bear's behaviour returns the next day with an AK-47. He finds the bear dozing in it's usual spot in front of the cave and from arount twenty feet away aims the weaon and empties the entire magazine. When the smoke clears the bear is standing there unharmed with a puzzled look on it's face ... it grabs him and bends him over the same log and repeats the unthinkable assault of the previous encounter. It then strolls off back into it's cave once again.
The hunter totally beside himself at this outrageous treatment returns the following day with a rocket launcher. The bear is, as usual, asleep in front of the cave and the hunter carefully sets up the weapon at as short a range as he dares and fires the missile. When the smoke and debri clear to the hunter's astonishment the bear is standing there totally unharmed once again.
The bear ambles over towards him and the hunter braces himself expecting the worst ... the bear stops briefly and looks at him and gives him a wink and says:
"You ain't here for the huntin' are you son!"
porktaco
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a scottish wife asks her husband if she can borrow 20 pounds
"10 pounds?" he asks. "what do you want 5 pounds for?"
"10 pounds?" he asks. "what do you want 5 pounds for?"
Chriscrawfordphoto
Real Men Shoot Film.
Years ago, my grandpa, who was of Scots ancestry, asked me if I knew how copper wire was invented. I told him I didn't, so he educated me:
"Two Scotsmen found the same penny lying on the ground, and neither was willing to let it go."
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