My wife is selling me on eBay. Dang.

[bmattock]

Well, I knew that THIS would happen one day...

Does this count as my 'self-portrait?'

I'm for SALE on EBAY!

Well, I'd better bring a good price, or I will be SO TICKED OFF! Not to mention, depressed.

Best Regards,

Bill Mattocks

 

[back alley]

i've added the item to my watch list.
curious to see what you'll go for...

joe

 

[Rich Silfver]

I enjoyed this sentence in the ad: "All items from a smoke-free home"

 

[SolaresLarrave]

It's a good sign your wife describes you as "slightly used," Bill...

 

[bmattock]

I enjoyed this sentence in the ad: "All items from a smoke-free home"

I never smoked in the house - only outdoors! So that's true, as far as it goes. The item was never exposed to my cigarette smoke!

Best Regards,

Bill Mattocks

 

[bmattock]

It's a good sign your wife describes you as "slightly used," Bill...

Slightly demented, would be more accurate.

Best,

Bill Mattocks

 

[rover]

No bids yet.

(It's not you Bill, really.)

 

[Todd.Hanz]

bmattock,
I cleaned the pic up a bit, there was something distracting hanging off the right side, feel free to use this image on ebay for your sale (no cost!)

Todd

 

[bmattock]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice Job!!!

 

[bmattock]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice Job!!!

 

[Scarpia]

The shipping cost may well exceed the purchase price. Something to be aware of.
Kurt M.