Well, *I* am certainly not one-dimensional. I'm much too thick for that.
I'm pretty simple, and I spent less time thinking about Sartre than I do my taxes. I consider the science of evolution accurate, but I fall down on my knees in front of my Creator. I think people have the right to do what they want to their own bodies, but I wish some of them wouldn't do *that* to them. Plato and Pliny the Elder are terrific, but I gotta work and pay the mortgage. I'd buy American more often if we didn't make so much that is pure crap. I'm not very good at holding a grudge, although I have tried from time to time. I try to give with my heart and vote with my head, but sometimes I get the two confused, like everyone, I suppose. I aim a tad high and hold my breath while squeezing the trigger gently. I suspect the world would be a better place without a few people who are currently in it - but I don't think I have the right to remove them. I don't like bobble-head dolls or television commercials or 'reality' TV shows.
I believe in going outside and working on my lawn until it feels like my arms are going to fall off. I got stung by a wasp today. I killed the wasp. Ooh-Rah.
I believe in hosing off my puppies and watching them run around like lunatics. Sometimes I join them.
I believe in saying the Rosary before Mass because it feels really good to hear the whole congregation respond with one voice.
I believe in taking photographs and using them to make my friends and family happy, because that makes me happy.
I believe in doing basic research and voting on topics that are important to me, for candidates that I think will do the least damage or steal the least money from me.
I believe in wearing funny hats and making faces at small children until they cry.
I believe that rock-n-roll will never die.
I believe in root beer floats.
I believe in high-powered firearms and things that blow the hell up.
I believe in the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit and the US Marine Corps.
I believe I've got at least one good book in me, and I wanna get it out before I die.
I believe I've yet to take my best photograph, but it's out there somewhere.
I believe in the power of laughter, hugs, dogs, and picnics.
I believe that RFF members are some of the coolest people I've ever met.
I believe Otis Redding has the power to cure what ails you. So do Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
And I believe I'm going to order some take-away pizza from the local joint down the street, and then I'm going to have another beer. Later, I may snore.
http://www.growlery.com/first_fridays/
Best Regards,
Bill Mattocks
Wilson, North Carolina