crawdiddy
qu'est-ce que c'est?
I guess he's not running for gubner.
If he was gubner Arizona and Texas make their own nation (Texarzona) and go to war and conquer Mexico. Then Texarzona could join in with Nevada (Texarnevazona) and convince all the rest of the Republicans to retire there with the condition that only white Christians are allowed. So that the orange and holiday market could be cornered and Jesus will be convinced to return Israel would be asked to join Texarnevazona as a Commonwealth. All the Mexicans could then immigrate from Texarnevazonamexico and take up residency in Palestine (Texarnevazonamexicobutwasisrael), leaving Texarnevazonamexico all white Christian and Republican. Yay! I hear Gabriel's trumpet already!
But, Sheriff Joe isn't running for gubner.
I'm from Texas, and our Gubner is way crazier than Sherrif Joe. And he's got prettier hair too.
...and he thinks he may just be President some day....