With a bit of imagination this could have been a scene from the wild west,
but using cameras instead of firearms.........
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   There I was moseying along near the
 It'll Do corral when I encountered this hombre.
 He noticed the 36-shooter I was packing and it appeared he was lookin for a camera fight. First it started with the trash talk.
  Hombre  " What a cute little girly camera, looks fur inn, what is it"?
     Me     " It's a Leica M4"
   Hombre  " Lie caw, sounds like something a rich lawyer would use. 
                 What lens are ya using"?
      Me     " Summilux 35mm f/1.4".
    Hombre  " Sue me lucks, sure sounds like a lawyers lens, but are you       
                   fast with it"?
        
      With that he went for his camera, but the 
Leica Kid was faster.
           "snick"!
       ;-)