Photography Puns!

Darthfeeble said:
Groan! Some comments should be stopped down. Still the humor is quite wide open. These are probably double entendre rather than Puns. I'm not very focused I guess.
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If it's more double entendre than puns, we need to double exposure of this thread so more punsters can join in! :cool:
 
The plaubel-M is we wista price of film was cheaper. Unfortunately, no A-mount of zenza like dreaming will reverse this issue.

Mike
 
As a PRACTIKA statement I think there are latent images buried in the film thread needing developing. Once developed things can be fixed and the discussion can advance. The conversation was thrown off sprocket due to puns agitating the participants. Sonnar or Lentar photographers need to focus on the sensitivity of the film crisis. Most participants are on one Knee begging for Fuji film. We needn't be a chip on Fujifilm's shoulder. Sorry if I went against the grain on this one.
 
I still like the old shaggy dog story (which contains a pun) about two street photographers walking down the street. As they walk they pass a homeless guy sitting on the ground with a hat in front of him and a few coins in it. One guy stops but the other ignores him and keeps walking. A few minutes later he catches up and the first guy says "What did you give him?" "Oh", says the second guy "f5.6 at 1/125th"
 
Agfa as I can tell, film may be becoming a bourgeois concept. It's a bridge camera too Ferrania for a lot of people. A dox on Fujifilm for raising their prices.
 
I once knew a photographer who was very small of stature but had a very big personality and was full of his own importance.

But personally, I thought he was a total "pinhole".

The same guy once tried to take a landscape photo in bright sunlight at F1.4 for 2 seconds using ISO 800.

He overexposed himself as a complete fraud.

Same guy only had one eye. Fortunately for him he could use his other eye to make photos but the thing is he was a drinker and when he got drunk he used to sing karaoke and make a complete monocle of himself.

At this point, as they used to say in the old music halls when a stand up delivered his weak punchline: ......."Boom, boom"
 
Comment 29! We are on a Roll. Can we make it to 36?

Let's give it a tripod and we'll get there in a flash.
 
Stock photography is for those who like to follow the herd. Usually one small stop before being put out to pasture.
 
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