I once knew a photographer who was very small of stature but had a very big personality and was full of his own importance.
But personally, I thought he was a total "pinhole".
The same guy once tried to take a landscape photo in bright sunlight at F1.4 for 2 seconds using ISO 800.
He overexposed himself as a complete fraud.
Same guy only had one eye. Fortunately for him he could use his other eye to make photos but the thing is he was a drinker and when he got drunk he used to sing karaoke and make a complete monocle of himself.
At this point, as they used to say in the old music halls when a stand up delivered his weak punchline: ......."Boom, boom"