Photography Puns!

[dourbalistar]

Basically, if you are going to Foca round, do it on this thread?

Correct, no judgement on this thread. As they say, let him who is without cine cast the first stone.

 

[dourbalistar]

Also... people in glass lenses shouldn't throw tones.

 

[markjwyatt]

Correct, no judgement on this thread. As they say, let him who is without cine cast the first stone.

Agreed. Don't point out the Sinar in his eye while you have a Svema in yours (we are all Sinars).

 

[dourbalistar]

Agreed. Don't point out the Sinar in his eye while you have a Svema in yours (we are all Sinars).

Yes, sooner or later we all have to come to grips with our own shortfalls. We should all re Pent, ax for forgiveness.

 

[Greyscale]

I was my horse and Rodinal day in the cold and damp, and have developed a Haking cough. Perhaps I should Takumar medication?

 

[markjwyatt]

I was my horse and Rodinal day in the cold and damp, and have developed a Haking cough. Perhaps I should Takumar medication?

Pentacon should work. Check your temperature with a Rectaflex.

 

[dourbalistar]

Pentacon should work. Check your temperature with a Rectaflex.

Make sure there's no swelling or enlargement.

 

[markjwyatt]

Make sure there's no swelling or enlargement.

It could reproduce with Contact.

 

[Greyscale]

Pentacon should work. Check your temperature with a Rectaflex.

I did that, and now I walk with Olympus.

 

[markjwyatt]

I did that, and now I walk with Olympus.

OMG, you may need to use a Polaroid to assist in walking.

 

[Greyscale]

Now I tiltall over the place.

 

[markjwyatt]

Now I tiltall over the place.

Stay off SLIK surfaces. Tiffen you don't, you may become a Crumpler.

 

[dourbalistar]

Now I tiltall over the place.

I can recommend a monopod, which can double as a walking stick.

 

[Greyscale]

I called Dr. Nagel (woke him up!), who had previously helped me with a detached Retina, but the only advice he could give me was (you guessed it) "you put the lime in the coconut, and Yashica it all up". Francke, I don't think this will work, the good doctor may be a Clack. Hopefully, I will feel better when I Rollei out of bed in the morning.

 

[Greyscale]

This Lightroom isn't helping.

 

[markjwyatt]

This Lightroom isn't helping.

Negative. Try a Darkroom. It has Safelights.

 

[Greyscale]

Negative. Try a Darkroom. It has Safelights.

That's the fix.

 

[dourbalistar]

I called Dr. Nagel (woke him up!), who had previously helped me with a detached Retina, but the only advice he could give me was (you guessed it) "you put the lime in the coconut, and Yashica it all up". Francke, I don't think this will work, the good doctor may be a Clack. Hopefully, I will feel better when I Rollei out of bed in the morning.

I'm sorry about your predicament, sometimes life throws you curves. Look on the bright side. If you Compur and contrast, you'll find many people have it a lot worse.

 

[markjwyatt]

That's the fix.

Fotospeed to you.

 

[markjwyatt]

I'm sorry about your predicament, sometimes life throws you curves. Look on the bright side. If you Compur and contrast, you'll find many people have it a lot worse.

Remember, keep it all in Contax. The Sunpak will Chinon tomorrow. Every emulsion has a silver lining.