markjwyatt
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If all else fails, call on the Lord.
Photography Puns!
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If all else fails, call on the Lord.
dourbalistar
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Or you could wish upon a star trail.
markjwyatt
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That would be SLIK.
dourbalistar
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Greyscale, have you also Nokton wood? It's the Lucky thing to do.
markjwyatt
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Greyscale, just don't worry about it. It's Friday. Go out and get Littmann (Just stay off the Horseman).
dourbalistar
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If you need a referral to a specialist, I can recommend Dr. Olympus. He has a MD.
peterm1
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........... and even then I am not so sure.
dourbalistar
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It's an acquired taste. Some people have, some people don't, and that's Alaris to it. 😉
froyd
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Saw an awesome new play tonight: Pyrocat on a Hot Tin Plate, it starred Olympus Newton Ring.
peterm1
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I find puns a pain in the backside. Even so, I cannot stop from using them myself. In fact In fact you might say I am my own worst enema.
dourbalistar
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Hemorrhoids are also a pain in the backside, but surgery can help. Just don't try to cut it off yourself with an Exacta knife or anything. 😱
froyd
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RE:sin coated paper, what's the paper coated with?
pyeh
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Genre-ly speaking, if you flash in the street will your landscape be revealed? Let your (Jaeger Le Coultre) Compass be your guide number.
froyd
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Took my Fuji Instax to the Artic, but when we got there I was denied access because I did not have a Polar oID.
dourbalistar
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Since your Fuji Instax doesn't have a hotshoe, you probably got coldshoe and wet sockets. And possibly some frostbite depending on how long you stayed before they de-ported you. 😱
pyeh
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dourbalistar
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You seem to have glossed over the details. If you have a pearl of wisdom, please share with us less educated about printing. I don't know much about the process, and you seem multi-grades above me in terms of experience.
pyeh
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DBLS, some say I am the Prints of Darkness, shadowy and opaque. I expose to the left. I am the thin negative of your nightmares. Bwahaha.
Actually I don't know the faintest about printing. My level would be about Grade 5.
Actually I don't know the faintest about printing. My level would be about Grade 5.
markjwyatt
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The printing topic needs to be enlarged a bit. I feel some are Fujinon the truth. Be sure only to use red filtered safe Leitz in the darkroom. This leads to a Prefex enalrgement and quality Prinz, just ask Ross. Keep your enlarging lenses in a Wollensak when not being used.
dourbalistar
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Seems like printing is a whole new learning curve. One should probably make a lith and check it twice.
