Proposed book -- contributions invited

[payasam]

In collaboration with two experts whom I am not at liberty to name, I am preparing a medical treatise on health problems related to a camera brand which I am not at liberty to name.

Those who contribute sections or chapters will each receive a FREE paper-back copy of the book if they each underwrite the production costs of a dozen copies bound in hide (Kalbebuch Luxus).

The book will deal with the following and more:

Leicosis
Leicichthosis
Leicoderma
Leicorrhoea
Leicobacterium infection
Leicataract
Leicaries
Winder's Thumb
Rewinder's Thumb
Barnack's Disease
L.D.S. = Leica Deprivation Syndrome

Researchers who dabble in matters of evolution have asked me to study the material on how long it takes for camera users to develop the organ known as the umbileical cord.

 

[Ranchu]

Hilarious! You are a funny man, sloppy pudding.

😀

 

[maddoc]

What ?? No chapter about "Leicarthritis" ?? 😕😱

 

[Sparrow]

I can let you have photos of that rewinder’s thumb, stupid bit of engineering that.

Still not as bad as some stuff Focal motor seizure.
🙂

 

[Mr_Flibble]

No chapter on Leicaphilia?

Winder's Thumb is only a painful problem until you develop leicalluses

 

[Sparrow]

Ah … I see, another few decades and I’ll be fine then?

 

[radi(c)al_cam]

Summaritis, Summarosis, cave: differential diagnosis
Summarititis, Summaritosis, cave: detto
Sommaronitis, Summaronosis, cave: detto
Morbus SummiCron
Morbus SummiLux
Elmaritis, Elmarosis, Elmarititis, Elmaritosis...

etc. pp
;-)

 

[Mr_Flibble]

Thanks, Radi(c)al_Cam, Now I've got this song stuck in my head:

Doctor Mario

 

[johannielscom]

Any entries on Visoplexus?

Or a disease commonly known as Scratched Bottom?

 

[Mr_Flibble]

What's that medical condition you get from too much NOOKY? 😀

 

[parsec1]

Leicruptcy = Losing everthing ,including your wife , but not your cameras

 

[CopperB]

Summaritis, Summarosis, cave: differential diagnosis
Summarititis, Summaritosis, cave: detto
Sommaronitis, Summaronosis, cave: detto
Morbus SummiCron
Morbus SummiLux
Elmaritis, Elmarosis, Elmarititis, Elmaritosis...

etc. pp
;-)

Am I suddenly back in Latin class conjugating verbs???

 

[pakeha]

payasam,😀😀 I have just spend 2 hours getting a print right😱 grabbed a coffee, read the first two paragrahs, then promptly spewed a mouthfull on the screen
they say that in comedy timing is everthing ~ perfect🙂
regards
CW

 

[Sparrow]

What's that medical condition you get from too much NOOKY? 😀

that’s just forgetting to get the old Elmar fully extended

 

[rpsawin]

I suffer from a related problem: DBBS (depleted bank balance syndrome). I would love to participate, but.....

Best regard,

Bob

 

[payasam]

Easy, gentlemen. This is a serious project and I am dealing with the entries for eldiabetes and fodispepsia.

Filth should not be permitted on a forum which is open to leictating mothers and their innocents.