payasam
a.k.a. Mukul Dube
In collaboration with two experts whom I am not at liberty to name, I am preparing a medical treatise on health problems related to a camera brand which I am not at liberty to name.
Those who contribute sections or chapters will each receive a FREE paper-back copy of the book if they each underwrite the production costs of a dozen copies bound in hide (Kalbebuch Luxus).
The book will deal with the following and more:
Leicosis
Leicichthosis
Leicoderma
Leicorrhoea
Leicobacterium infection
Leicataract
Leicaries
Winder's Thumb
Rewinder's Thumb
Barnack's Disease
L.D.S. = Leica Deprivation Syndrome
Researchers who dabble in matters of evolution have asked me to study the material on how long it takes for camera users to develop the organ known as the umbileical cord.
Those who contribute sections or chapters will each receive a FREE paper-back copy of the book if they each underwrite the production costs of a dozen copies bound in hide (Kalbebuch Luxus).
The book will deal with the following and more:
Leicosis
Leicichthosis
Leicoderma
Leicorrhoea
Leicobacterium infection
Leicataract
Leicaries
Winder's Thumb
Rewinder's Thumb
Barnack's Disease
L.D.S. = Leica Deprivation Syndrome
Researchers who dabble in matters of evolution have asked me to study the material on how long it takes for camera users to develop the organ known as the umbileical cord.
Ranchu
Veteran
Hilarious! You are a funny man, sloppy pudding.

maddoc
... likes film again.
What ?? No chapter about "Leicarthritis" ?? 

Sparrow
Veteran
I can let you have photos of that rewinder’s thumb, stupid bit of engineering that.
Still not as bad as some stuff Focal motor seizure.

Still not as bad as some stuff Focal motor seizure.
Mr_Flibble
In Tabulas Argenteas Refero
No chapter on Leicaphilia?
Winder's Thumb is only a painful problem until you develop leicalluses
Winder's Thumb is only a painful problem until you develop leicalluses
Sparrow
Veteran
Ah … I see, another few decades and I’ll be fine then?
radi(c)al_cam
Well-known
Summaritis, Summarosis, cave: differential diagnosis
Summarititis, Summaritosis, cave: detto
Sommaronitis, Summaronosis, cave: detto
Morbus SummiCron
Morbus SummiLux
Elmaritis, Elmarosis, Elmarititis, Elmaritosis...
etc. pp
;-)
Summarititis, Summaritosis, cave: detto
Sommaronitis, Summaronosis, cave: detto
Morbus SummiCron
Morbus SummiLux
Elmaritis, Elmarosis, Elmarititis, Elmaritosis...
etc. pp
;-)
Mr_Flibble
In Tabulas Argenteas Refero
johannielscom
Snorting silver salts
Any entries on Visoplexus?
Or a disease commonly known as Scratched Bottom?
Or a disease commonly known as Scratched Bottom?
Mr_Flibble
In Tabulas Argenteas Refero
What's that medical condition you get from too much NOOKY? 
parsec1
parsec1
Leicruptcy = Losing everthing ,including your wife , but not your cameras
CopperB
M3 Noob
Summaritis, Summarosis, cave: differential diagnosis
Summarititis, Summaritosis, cave: detto
Sommaronitis, Summaronosis, cave: detto
Morbus SummiCron
Morbus SummiLux
Elmaritis, Elmarosis, Elmarititis, Elmaritosis...
etc. pp
;-)
Am I suddenly back in Latin class conjugating verbs???
pakeha
Well-known
payasam,
I have just spend 2 hours getting a print right
grabbed a coffee, read the first two paragrahs, then promptly spewed a mouthfull on the screen
they say that in comedy timing is everthing ~ perfect
regards
CW
they say that in comedy timing is everthing ~ perfect
regards
CW
Sparrow
Veteran
What's that medical condition you get from too much NOOKY?![]()
that’s just forgetting to get the old Elmar fully extended
R
rpsawin
Guest
I suffer from a related problem: DBBS (depleted bank balance syndrome). I would love to participate, but.....
Best regard,
Bob
Best regard,
Bob
payasam
a.k.a. Mukul Dube
Easy, gentlemen. This is a serious project and I am dealing with the entries for eldiabetes and fodispepsia.
Filth should not be permitted on a forum which is open to leictating mothers and their innocents.
Filth should not be permitted on a forum which is open to leictating mothers and their innocents.
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