Shipping Insurance - The Gag

[Pherdinand]

Yeha but that's DHL isn't it, rob?

 

[rbiemer]

Yeha but that's DHL isn't it, rob?

Didn't really notice. What got me howling on Bill's behalf was the rate for customer personal pick up and "insurance" on top of that!!!!
I think I'm in the wrong business.
Customer" I'm here to pick up my whizzbang4000, please. Here's my reciept."
Clerk"Why thank you sirormadam. Hmm. Did you want to pay the insurance? To insure that I will go to the back and really look for it?"
Customer"No, I already paid for shipping and handling so I could come pick it up myself. Thanks anyway."
Clerk"As you wish. I'll be right back."
Clerk waiks through the "in" side of the double door and directly back through the "out" side.
Clerk"I'm terribly sorry sirormadam but it doesn't seem to be here."
Customer"But I have my reciept. I already paid."
Clerk" Well, yes... but you didn't buy the insurance. Sorry. Have a nice day and please do come again soon!"

Stupid me, I work for a living. And give my boss and customers fair value for their money :bang: That takes all week some times for me to earn a weeks wages.
What was I thinking?

 

[bmattock]

"I've come for an argument!"

"No, you haven't!"

"Yes, I have! And I paid for one, too!"

"No, you didn't!"

"Say, you're not arguing with me, you're contradicting me. That's not arguing!"

"Yes, it is."

When Monty Python actually becomes real life...run. Run far and fast and away. But it *is* pretty funny.

Best Regards,

Bill Mattocks

 

[rbiemer]

"I've come for an argument!"

"No, you haven't!"

"Yes, I have! And I paid for one, too!"

"No, you didn't!"

"Say, you're not arguing with me, you're contradicting me. That's not arguing!"

"Yes, it is."

When Monty Python actually becomes real life...run. Run far and fast and away. But it *is* pretty funny.

Best Regards,

Bill Mattocks

Apparently the Being Hit In The Head lessons are mandatory for these folks. And they had to re-take the course many times.
Rob