Retro-Grouch
Veteran
You may have it backwards. Satan works for The Great Cat. The first imperative of The Great Cat: If it is on a shelf, push it off!!!This debate about religion is a waste of time; everyone knows that all cats work for Satan!
seany65
Well-known
Hmmm, Hang on a minute!
Satan fell from heaven.
Officially 'cos God made him fall becuase of his arrogance, but NOW we know the Truth - Satan was just sitting on a cloud one day (which a cat thought looked enough like a shelf) and pushed him off!
So does that mean God is a Cat?
Retro-Grouch
Veteran
Let's say yes, just to be on the safe side. Think of it this way: remember the closing scenes in The Incredible Shrinking Man where the (very) tiny shrunken man is living in a doll house and is discovered by the (comparatively) giant cat? That would be our relationship to The Great Cat. Do not displease The Great Cat!
Chriscrawfordphoto
Real Men Shoot Film.
Last night, I opened the door to go outside and Sneaky FLEW into the house carrying a LIVE RABBIT. He dropped it on the dining room floor and I took it away. I looked it over; it looked uninjured, but it was terrified. I took it out and let it go. It immediately ran out of my yard as fast as it could.
Sneaky was PISSED and kept demanding to be allowed back out. I kept him in all night to give the rabbit time to get far away from here. This was two nights after he left a dead bunny on my doorstep.