Retro-Grouch
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You may have it backwards. Satan works for The Great Cat. The first imperative of The Great Cat: If it is on a shelf, push it off!!!
Sneaky (cat!)
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seany65
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Hmmm, Hang on a minute!
Satan fell from heaven.
Officially 'cos God made him fall becuase of his arrogance, but NOW we know the Truth - Satan was just sitting on a cloud one day (which a cat thought looked enough like a shelf) and pushed him off!
So does that mean God is a Cat?
Retro-Grouch
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Let's say yes, just to be on the safe side. Think of it this way: remember the closing scenes in The Incredible Shrinking Man where the (very) tiny shrunken man is living in a doll house and is discovered by the (comparatively) giant cat? That would be our relationship to The Great Cat. Do not displease The Great Cat!
Chriscrawfordphoto
Real Men Shoot Film.
Last night, I opened the door to go outside and Sneaky FLEW into the house carrying a LIVE RABBIT. He dropped it on the dining room floor and I took it away. I looked it over; it looked uninjured, but it was terrified. I took it out and let it go. It immediately ran out of my yard as fast as it could.
Sneaky was PISSED and kept demanding to be allowed back out. I kept him in all night to give the rabbit time to get far away from here. This was two nights after he left a dead bunny on my doorstep.
CMur12
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Chriscrawfordphoto
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The neighborhood serial killer has struck again. Sneaky left another dead mouse on my doorstep last night. Another day, another mouse 🐭
DownUnder
awol (temporarily I hope)
Cats belong to the universe. They were sent to us to remind us of our imperfections.
Every cat on this planet knows this. Even the abandoned ones who eke our their existence on the streets or in the markets and the warehouses. They show this by living lives of total dignity, free spirit and independence.
Every cat on this planet knows this. Even the abandoned ones who eke our their existence on the streets or in the markets and the warehouses. They show this by living lives of total dignity, free spirit and independence.
Chriscrawfordphoto
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I made Sneaky so mad last night that he wouldn't let me touch him! I saw Mashmallow, a neighborhood cat, across the road and called his name. Sneaky ran up next to me and Marshmallow ran off when he saw Sneaky.
I tried to pet Sneaky and he jumped up and tried to scratch me! I asked him why he's being so mean, and tried to pet him again, and he jumped up and tried to scratch my hand again! I walked back to the house and he attacked my ankles. JEALOUSY!!!!
He'd gotten over it by the time he came back inside a couple hours later.
DownUnder
awol (temporarily I hope)
Agree. Many (including me) believe God does not exist in a physical sense. Therefore, scientifically-theoretically, God is an 'it'. I was thrown out of a religion class in my Christian boarding school for expressing this thought.
The priest conducting the class later apologised (of course privately) for his action. He also said he thought my idea was "interesting". This cleric is now in his 90s and still active in religious matters. I've long thought about meeting with him again and reviving our original debate, but we now live on different continents. So this won't happen.
Cats are most definitely not 'it'. No self-respecting cat would accept this notion. And everything on my shelves would end up on my floor as a direct result of my heresy.
This is not meant to be a religious debate. Merely a common-sensical explanation of why I believe cats are superior beings.
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Chriscrawfordphoto
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I finally got to make a video of Sneaky sleeping in my arms! He insists on being held like a baby when he sleeps during the day, and acts sad if I have to put him down. I made this video after he briefly awoke to wash his ears; then he went back to sleep!
Chriscrawfordphoto
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I shot another video of Sneaky being even more cuddly than the last time!
CMur12
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Chriscrawfordphoto
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I'm not just a food slave and a bed to sleep on; I'm a towel too.
It rained last night, and Sneaky was out getting wet. He came in looking like a drowned rat. I tried to dry him with paper towels, which he HATES, and he tried to bite me. I fed him then went in the living room to sit down.
After he ate, Sneaky, still soaking wet, jumped on me, cuddled up in my arms and then started licking himself clean. To dry the top of his head, he grabbed a big clump of MY BEARD and used it as a towel to dry the top of his head and ears!!!! After he got done licking himself dry, he jumped down, leaving my shirt all wet!
chuckroast
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That's one happy kitty 😉
Chriscrawfordphoto
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Sneaky celebrated the Fourth of July early this morning by leaving a dead bird face down on my doorstep with its wings spread out! Looked like a sparrow but twice as big, so not sure what he caught. I'm sure he wanted to get a bald eagle to celebrate the holiday, but they're rather large and scary!
This is the first bird he's killed in almost two years!
sebastel
coarse art umbrascriptor
for thanksgiving, he'll bring a turkey.
Chriscrawfordphoto
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farlymac
PF McFarland
Good thing he didn't try to jump an eagle, as I feel the outcome would have been in the reverse of what he expected.
PF
PF
Chriscrawfordphoto
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He killed a robin once several years ago and gave it to a vulture. Sneaky put the dead robin on the driveway then jumped on top of my car and sat and watched as the vulture flew over and started eating it. I tried to take a picture but as soon as I cracked open the screen door to stick the camera out, the vulture flew away. He took the robin with him.