Dear Sneaky -
I hope it is OK to briefly threadjack this forum to bring you up to speed on my new habitat and the hoomans that brought me there.
The digs are nice, the food is good, and the sanitary conditions are to my expectations.
It turns out that the hoomans had been trained thoroughly by my predecessor. A few good nips a light claw touches brought them right in line.
I am still tired from the exhausting 20 minute drive it took to get here from my former prison where I had been incarcerated for about 2 months. I am working hard to maintain a solid 16-18 hour a day sleep regimen in hopes it can conquer my PTSD - Paws Traumatic Sensory Deprivation.
All in all, it's not bad and I feel that a month or two more and I should have this household sorted to my specifications.
My warmest regards to you and wishing you great success in bringing violent death upon your enemies.
With best wishes,
I remain,
Larry
Lawrence Of Furrabia, Esquire
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