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Anyone Know How to Date Lenses?
awright folks, put your thinking caps on and let's have a little fun...
joe
Anyone Know How to Date Lenses?
awright folks, put your thinking caps on and let's have a little fun...
joe
Al Patterson
Ferroequinologist
Saw them in half and count the rings?
FrankS
Registered User
Flowers, wine, and sweet nothings whispered in her ear.
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ok, i think i miscommunicated.
i'm looking for new straight lines; not answers to the first one posted.
i'm looking for new straight lines; not answers to the first one posted.
planetjoe
Just some guy, you know?
Esoteric.
Esoteric.
Get it to admit that it once owned a Betamax.
Cheers,
--joe.
Esoteric.
Get it to admit that it once owned a Betamax.
Cheers,
--joe.
FrankS
Registered User
I'm done now.
S
Socke
Guest
Hard question, I rarely get the chance to date a girl not to mention a lens. Flowers seem to be helpfull, I often try to find out which colours are the girls favourites and get a bouquet in those.
To date a Jupiter 8 I'd try gerbera and for a J 12 sunflowers, a japanese lens might be attracted by a blooming cherry tree in bonsay and for a german Leica lens roses should do it.
While Vodka might help with FSU lenses, avoid Schnaps with german lenses, a bottle Ürziger Schwarzlei Kabinett is more like it.
To date a Jupiter 8 I'd try gerbera and for a J 12 sunflowers, a japanese lens might be attracted by a blooming cherry tree in bonsay and for a german Leica lens roses should do it.
While Vodka might help with FSU lenses, avoid Schnaps with german lenses, a bottle Ürziger Schwarzlei Kabinett is more like it.
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Socke
Guest
back alley said:
oops!
How's this one?
"You don't happen to know what alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?"
planetjoe
Just some guy, you know?
Okay, How About...
Okay, How About...
"I've just started developing, myself."
The problem is with the comma. Or, not. Or, from the same lexicon, and a bit more off-color:
"How long should I leave it in?"
Never mind.
Cheers,
--joe.
Okay, How About...
"I've just started developing, myself."
The problem is with the comma. Or, not. Or, from the same lexicon, and a bit more off-color:
"How long should I leave it in?"
Never mind.
Cheers,
--joe.
like2fiddle
Curious
Beware
Beware
any lens with an aperture ring may be attached to a lens with a bayonet mount.
Beware
any lens with an aperture ring may be attached to a lens with a bayonet mount.
FrankS
Registered User
"Frank is rubbing off on me." Posted by Uncle Bill in the New Camera for Christmas thread, explaining that he wants to get another 50mm lens.
Keith
The best camera is one that still works!
(Leica salesperson)
"No no ... her hair really is magenta!"
:angel:
"No no ... her hair really is magenta!"
:angel:
rncamero
Established
"Looking for a 3rd body"...
JoeFriday
Agent Provacateur
"want to see something fully exposed?"
JoeFriday
Agent Provacateur
"how is that screwmount working with that body?"
FrankS
Registered User
How about this hockey broadcaster line: He failed to score because he couldn't get it up. And how exactly does one "come out of his own end"?
Trius
Waiting on Maitani
(Bob Cole should retire...)
"He couldn't keep it in."
"They're all having trouble getting it out."
"He couldn't keep it in."
"They're all having trouble getting it out."
Trius
Waiting on Maitani
and from the "advantages of triangle split rings" thread ...
"Can you help me get my triangle split ring on?"
"Can you help me get my triangle split ring on?"
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Trius said:
omg but that sounds painful
lol!
JoeFriday
Agent Provacateur
how about...
"what strap do you use?" or "where can I get a grip?"
"what strap do you use?" or "where can I get a grip?"