konicaman
konicaman
Just updated my blog:
http://konicaman.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/the-new-hippocratic-oath-of-a-photographer/
http://konicaman.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/the-new-hippocratic-oath-of-a-photographer/
robert blu
quiet photographer
I like the hybrid workflow...I'll keep reading your blog.
robert
robert
Bob Michaels
nobody special
If those rules work for you, live by them.
Mine are a bit simpler:
Rule #1: there is no rule #2
Mine are a bit simpler:
Rule #1: there is no rule #2
Robert Lai
Well-known
I don't see what the benefit of those restraints are. If someone like HDR, then let them play.
You should be aware that many physicians don't take the Hippocratic Oath, because it's basically only useful for the ancient time that it originated in. The original oath had injunctions against treating kidney stones. It also said that you should abandon or not take on any seriously ill or dying patients - lest you be blamed for their death and be lynched by the unhappy family. When I graduated from McGill Medical school, we didn't take the Hippocratic Oath just for these and many other reasons. It is a piece of self-serving hypocrisy.
You should be aware that many physicians don't take the Hippocratic Oath, because it's basically only useful for the ancient time that it originated in. The original oath had injunctions against treating kidney stones. It also said that you should abandon or not take on any seriously ill or dying patients - lest you be blamed for their death and be lynched by the unhappy family. When I graduated from McGill Medical school, we didn't take the Hippocratic Oath just for these and many other reasons. It is a piece of self-serving hypocrisy.
zauhar
Veteran
That is very funny!
But you need to add more rules about nudity.
Randy
But you need to add more rules about nudity.
Randy
Mr_Toad
Fluffy Marsupial
Uh-oh....
Now you gone and done it... there's gonna be some fussin' and fightin'...
I will sit back and enjoy the show.

Now you gone and done it... there's gonna be some fussin' and fightin'...
I will sit back and enjoy the show.
Tompas
Wannabe Künstler
I'm not very good with rules, but I guess I have one:
Do no harm.
Do no harm.
filmtwit
Desperate but not serious
1) I've broken half of those rules already this week.
2) You should add "I will not take pictures of young scantly clad drunk girls who are making duck faces". The key part to the statement isn't drunk, scantily clad etc, but the duck face part of it.
2) You should add "I will not take pictures of young scantly clad drunk girls who are making duck faces". The key part to the statement isn't drunk, scantily clad etc, but the duck face part of it.
JayM
Well-known
I like manifestos 
FrankS
Registered User
Geez, you're no fun at all!
Il pass on your rules, but go ahead and knock yourself out.
Il pass on your rules, but go ahead and knock yourself out.
Thardy
Veteran
I don't see what the benefit of those restraints are. If someone like HDR, then let them play.
You should be aware that many physicians don't take the Hippocratic Oath, because it's basically only useful for the ancient time that it originated in. The original oath had injunctions against treating kidney stones. It also said that you should abandon or not take on any seriously ill or dying patients - lest you be blamed for their death and be lynched by the unhappy family. When I graduated from McGill Medical school, we didn't take the Hippocratic Oath just for these and many other reasons. It is a piece of self-serving hypocrisy.
I recently went to some Medical School graduations where the oath was read by the new grads. The other physicians in attendance were invited to recite the oath also. It seems to have been revised from the original given thousands of years ago.
zauhar
Veteran
Uh-oh....
Now you gone and done it... there's gonna be some fussin' and fightin'...
I will sit back and enjoy the show.
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You guys DO understand that was intended as satire?
At least I assume it was.
Randy
konicaman
konicaman
You guys DO understand that was intended as satire?
At least I assume it was.
Randy
Glad you noticed
If someone didn't - please read the last 2 lines in the oath...
BTW: The original from the 30´ies can be found here:
http://www.petapixel.com/2011/10/10/hippocratic-oath-of-a-photographer/
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Teuthida
Well-known
You forgot "I will not photograph Bums or Homeless People in an attempt to either 1) invoke pity or 2) be ironic in some way.
Jamie123
Veteran
It's not really that funny as satire as some of the things mentioned aren't really photographic clichées at all. It just seems to be a list of things the OP doesn't like.
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you forgot to add a line about cheezy distorted macro shots of mollusks.
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and of course the part about the nude girls in boots covers half my portfolio. What do I do now?????
jippiejee
Well-known
and of course the part about the nude girls in boots covers half my portfolio. What do I do now?????
Re-shoot without the boots?
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Re-shoot without the boots?
Good idea, I'll do that today only use 2 models with heels.
konicaman
konicaman
It's not really that funny as satire as some of the things mentioned aren't really photographic clichées at all. It just seems to be a list of things the OP doesn't like.
Ohh, I don't know; I really like nudes with feathers
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