Bridgekeeper: In order to cross the bridge, a question thou shalt answer...
SLR Knight: Ok ok old sourfaced man, shoot.
BK: OK.
BANG!
The SLR knight is DEAD !
...
- Digital Knight doesn't seem impressed, and approaches with firm steps to the abyss border, determined to defeat the terrible Bridgekeeper and cross the doomed bridge -
Digital Knight: THAY PAWER OF MEGAPIXELS FLOWS THRU MY VEINS ! I AM READY FOR YOUR QUESTION.
BK: Let's see, brave knight, if you can take me a portrait (shallow DOF please with the bridge making a diagonal line in the background so that it progressively vanishes into out of focus and a 35mm perspective more or less to it can make a nice environmental portrait) before the sun sets down, or you'll go straight down the abyss.
- Digital knight puts himself to the job, turns on the lcd screen and starts chimping up and down, browsing through nested menus trying to look for the specific funcion 'bridgekeeper-environmental-portrait-with-diagonal-bridge-progressively- going-to-out-of-focus'. Time goes by... -
Digital knight: Uh... oh ? Ah ! THAY BATTERIES WENT KAPPUT !
Bridgekeeper: Be so, down the abyss you go.
D. knight: AHH NOOO WAIT LET ME PLUG THE CHARGEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr...................
- RF Knight looks how his digital fellow goes down the abyss, sadly remembers how many times he told him to see the light of RFWisdom.
BK: The last one you are... hahahaha... but the sun went down already, no time for environmentalportraitwithbridgeinthebackgorundgoingtooof you have ! The fate of your friends you'll soon follow...
RF Knight: Stop there old man, because I already took a bunch of portraits like the one you asked while I was waiting for my friend to finish, and you didn't even notice !
BK: Uh... ah... ahhh... clever you are, clever... Now... show me those portraits and if I like them you'll pass... otherwise...
RF K: HA ! No portraits you'll see unless the bridge you keep me cross to have the film developed !
BK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!! Indeed clever you are, RF knight !!!! But in order to pass, a question you will answer !!!!
RF K: Be then.
BK: Cruel smile on his face. Ahhh knight, let's see if you're so clever, tell me you know-it-all, which is the effective baselength of the classic Contax rangefinder !?!?
RF K: Hmmm... Contax I, II or IIa ?
BK: Uh... oh... I don't know ! ....
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh shouts BK after the hidden resort pushes him down the abyss and the RF knight tooks a couple pictures of the incident to finish the roll and proceeds to rewind it slowly while crossing the doomed bridge with still some traces of dusk light surrounding the first evening stars.
