Argh!
THis argument comes from two definitions. The new lens will direct as much light, per square millimetret, as as 50mm/.95; but the 50/.95 will deliver light, at that same intensity, onto a physically larger area.
IN your analogy, with the piece of paper, the intensity of the light remains the same, but the total amount of light captured will of course be larger, with a larger sheet of paper. But that fact is irrelevant, bar that with sensors, to have more photons captured (with a larger sensor) is likely to produce less noise.
This has been extrapolated into saying the 25/.95 is somehow worse/ . It's completely irrelevant, an argument about semantics.