Neare
Well-known
"We regret to inform you..."
Vince Lupo
Whatever
Definitely -- could apply to many things...photo lab, insurance company, airport luggage tracking service, even a client (my least favourite).
rbiemer
Unabashed Amateur
Transvestite grandfather maybe?
>"When did you say you left us that film?"
>"Sure, I can fix that lens, let me get the WD-40."
Rob
FrankHarries
Well-known
1) You don't need another camera, lens, etc. (Well, I know she is right, BUT still the worse words in photography)
2) Why did you have to buy so many films? It would be much cheaper if you use my fathers Digicam... and then we would get to SEE some of your pictures before next June...
3) You are ALLWAYS in your darkroom. And I would understand that when you do that once in a while and come up with some more prints and not only two or three after a whole evening in there
4) It would look better if you would have used a colour film, don#t you think so?
(to be continued...)
2) Why did you have to buy so many films? It would be much cheaper if you use my fathers Digicam... and then we would get to SEE some of your pictures before next June...
3) You are ALLWAYS in your darkroom. And I would understand that when you do that once in a while and come up with some more prints and not only two or three after a whole evening in there
4) It would look better if you would have used a colour film, don#t you think so?
(to be continued...)
GoodOldNorm
Member
Sorry sir your insurance doesn't cover that........
AJShepherd
Well-known
Did nobody put "lomographer"?
Ade-oh
Well-known
'amateur glamour'
Riverman
Well-known
"Nice capture"
Urgh. A cringe inducing expression.
Urgh. A cringe inducing expression.
Renzsu
Well-known
megapixels
chris7521
Well-known
+1.. "Nice capture" is the worst!
coelacanth
Ride, dive, shoot.
I personally don't have much of problem with "capture" but I've seen people hating it. Someone commented "great capture" on my photo on flickr and someone else was "correcting" him saying that's a wrong thing to say. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
One of the worst I've heard recently:
"No we have no plan of getting new rolls of LegacyPro 400."
and (ok make it two)
"Sorry our inventory database was wrong. Neopans are actually out of stock so we are canceling your order of 50 rolls."
One of the worst I've heard recently:
"No we have no plan of getting new rolls of LegacyPro 400."
and (ok make it two)
"Sorry our inventory database was wrong. Neopans are actually out of stock so we are canceling your order of 50 rolls."
eddie1960
Established
these would be in my top 5 and #2 is my number one complaint. the image is what counts not the gear
sanmich
Veteran
Renzsu
Well-known
"I just bought this awesome lens, so here's some pictures of a wall"
ok maybe I'm stretching it..
ok maybe I'm stretching it..
bolohead
Joel Cosseboom
TFP and TFCD.
port as short for portfolio as in "Check out my port."
port as short for portfolio as in "Check out my port."
bolohead
Joel Cosseboom
My two favorite from RFF:
and
malkmata
Well-known
Art director, Don't worry, we will Photoshop it later.
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Thomas78
Well-known
I was talking to a friend that I normally prefer cameras without all the automation stuff (TLR and RF) if I have the time to do so, but took the EOS 3 at a concert because of the faster handling.
(She was also there and saw the camera)
She said: "Yes and they [the new cameras] are not so loud as the old ones. Your camera (the EOS 3) was quite loud."
Is the EOS 3 an old camera
(She was also there and saw the camera)
She said: "Yes and they [the new cameras] are not so loud as the old ones. Your camera (the EOS 3) was quite loud."
Is the EOS 3 an old camera