What are the worst words in photography?

[Juan Valdenebro]

"I bet the X100 has better IQ than your S3..."

Cheers,

Juan

 

[mooge]

oh. it cost me $380. that's body only...
"so it takes good pictures?"

uh. yeah. sure.

 

[FrozenInTime]

oh. it cost me $380. that's body only...
"so it takes good pictures?"

uh. yeah. sure.

close to "what camera would you recommend"

 

[Juan Valdenebro]

Any small company owner: "We won't hire a pro photographer again because I just bought this digital camera..."

Cheers,

Juan

 

[Particular]

Airport security discovers a linhof Technika 4x5 in my case:
"Video?"

 

[PMCC]

Old country relative to my visiting daughter: "What's the point of taking pictures of people you don't even know?"

 

[Juan Valdenebro]

"Forget about other brands and buy a Leica..."

Cheers,

Juan

 

[coelacanth]

"Are you a photographer?" "Are you a pro?" "Can I see? (the picture)"

 

[Juan Valdenebro]

"I need a camera with at least x megapixels..."

Cheers,

Juan

 

[jamesdfloyd]

Wow!! You must be a pro...what magazine are you shooting for?

 

[shadowfox]

"Is that a Holga ?"

"You should try to take that picture from there..."

 

[KenR]

"That would have looked nice if it was in color"

 

[lacavol]

On an auction site: "MINTY" and even "RARE" in the midst of 50 items.

 

[jamesdfloyd]

"My uncle Bob has a camera, so he is going to shoot our wedding...for free!"

My response...you get what you pay for!

 

[dimitris]

"No no no! You need to take a photo from this side" from relatives in family reunions.

 

[jamesdfloyd]

My worst...anything a security guard says.

 

[typhillips]

"That would have looked nice if it was in color"

:bang:

I think that takes the prize for me!

 

[coelacanth]

"It's MINT other than a couple of TINY dents and extra small chips in chrome and covering here and there and minor cleaning marks and slight haze for its age."

 

[chris00nj]

"I'm starting my own photography business" - coming from someone got a D90 a few months ago and can success press a button in auto function.

 

[Juan Valdenebro]

"I don't shoot B&W film: I shoot digital and desaturate in Photoshop..."

Cheers,

Juan