halfaninchawater
Established
With apologies to Paul Simon...
The problem is all inside your head I must say to thee
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
I’d say, it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
You just list it on the Bay, Ray
You just stick to your plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just give it a...way for free
Don’t make a big fuss, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just sell it to someone to learn, Vern
And get yourself free
I say it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I know you may come to appreciate this refrain
Though I dare not say more than this as I explain
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
Why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then you’ll come realize That I probably am right
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
Fifty ways to leave your cameras
The problem is all inside your head I must say to thee
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
I’d say, it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
You just list it on the Bay, Ray
You just stick to your plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just give it a...way for free
Don’t make a big fuss, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just sell it to someone to learn, Vern
And get yourself free
I say it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I know you may come to appreciate this refrain
Though I dare not say more than this as I explain
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
Why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then you’ll come realize That I probably am right
There must be fifty ways to leave your cameras
Fifty ways to leave your cameras