Joe, are you sure he can't do it?
Joe and John,
My friend Steve said that I single-handedly downsized Grumman at the end of the Cold War. That was 500 acre industrial park.
In Long Island City I had all this aircraft parts. On my Jeep Scrambler with a Corvette engine and a cut down Ford 9 inch rear was mucho aircraft parts. Only the best for me. LOL. My motor mount bolts were Army/Navy (A/N) grade 8 bolts with castleated nuts and through holes for nickle safety wire. When I too my Jeep to get a safety inspectin all the mechanics would gather under the lift and point out all the hardware.
One mechanic turned to me and asked, "You must work at Grumman." LOL.
My friend Cris the arch top guitar builder was building a drag race car, so I hoarded lots of parts for him. Now Cris also owns some famous vintage Funny Car that has some historical value that held some track records back in the day.
So the home we saw Saturday in Beacon was mucho run down and displayed neglect everywhere, and on top of that it already was a bidding war for an overpriced home that really didn't inspire me.
So now "Maggie" asked me if I would consider Peekskill. "Is this my dream come true?"
Know that not only am I a skinny bitch, but also a biker bum who once lived to ride like a surfer lived to surf. Pretty much every day and likely the best part of my day.
Peekskill not only has some of the best air quality in the U.S., but also has Blue Mountain Preserve which one biker on Metro North wearing full body armor and had a tricked out full susspension mountain bike told me that Peekskill has some of the best technical singletrack in the northest.
Then just across the Bear Mountain Bridge on the other side of is Bear Mountain State Park and Harrimon State Park. This is where my road racing team would go to train (East End Cycling Team). These guys were animals. They were not well like in the Prospect Park races. Shinny bitches from Lawn Guy Land.
So now we want to view this 1912 Victorian Arts and Crafts, Craftsman house that is on the outskirts of town, kinda close to Indian Point, the nuclear power plant, that is just outside Blue Mountain Preserve. Dickey Brook connects a series of ponds and lakes is kinda fringing on my hopeful future property.
No barn, but a double car garage that is on the dead-end street that flanks my old 4 bedroom, two full bath Victorian. The house is funky in a Calzone kinda way. Mucho windows all over the place and all different sizes. The lot is perhaps only 40 feet wide, but over 200 feet long, so long that basically the dead end is a public driveway for my house and the other house on the opposite corner. How cool is that? If I really wanted to get crazy I could park about 20 cars. How hill-billy is that?
Know that out in the ritzy "Idle Hour" section of Oakdale that was formally part of a Vanderbuilt estate that at one time I owned 5 cars, and that saying is true: "You know you are a hill-billy when half the cars you own don't run."
Some of my cars my neighbors politely asked me not to park my car in front of their house. This was at a time I was "King of the $200.00 cars." I would buy these rats and keep them going for years. Of course I was a crazy driver.
The way back of the property is all woods and the buffer zone for the aformentioned Dickey Brook. Pretty much Woods Street can't be extended, I don't have to worry about future development, and the result is I only have one next door neighbor.
So If I go hill-billy and have a fleet of cars I have my public/private driveway where I could park easily a dozen cars, but also I have a detached two car garage.
The Victorian is a side hall style with stained glass, a Re-Pun-Sul tower, and windows that arch around, a double pocket door to isolate the dining room from the living room, and all the original raised panel doors.
So even though there are 4 bedrooms I feel like a homeless person, because Maggie wants the one with the windows that arch around as her study/office, the smallest bedroom as her "closet" for her clothes, and the extra bedroom as a guest room.
The good thing is that I have city sewer, and if I have a dry basement I likely could do "A Crazy Dan" and go wacky. The two car garage likely would get heated and I would build out a "Powermatc" woodworking shop. I think I need to frame my work.
The furnace is new, as well as the roof, and so are the windows. The walk to Metro North is 1.3 miles.
The back yard is level and it appears that it might have been a farm at one point.
So the kitchen is really odd and strange. No dishwasher? The sink, stove and fridge do not form the classic and convenient equal-lateral triangle of good design and function.
The ugly is a water stain on the dining room ceiling??? The 108 years of paint need to be stripped off the moldings (the hardwood floors are good). Though functional and not a disaster, the kitchen is kinda crazy. The layout seems restricted and dictated by all the windows.
So for a biker dude this is like having a beach bungalow on the North Shore of Haa-Y-EE if I were a surfer.
I figure 4 years of commuting, and the train ride is only an hour. Even though this is Westchester and taxes are kinda crazy there, Peekskill has that post industrial collapse, and a bit of ghetto in the suburbs feel, not the best schools, and perhaps some ghetto feel to keep the taxes reasonable at least in the "historic" of funky homes that have "Calzone" factor.
I will likely leave work one of these days early to view this funky house with odd property that pretty much is about as socially distant can be in the suburbs, yet within walking distance to the train.
Am I like Homer Simpson because I live close to a nuclear power plant?
Anyways Saturday's waste of time an failure taught me a lot. I really want this strange house. I have the possibility of doing a "Crazy Dan." Dan is also known as "Devil Dan" because he is a clever devil like Christian, who was the first to get the "Devil" pre-fix. I thought it funny "Devil Christian for short instead of the compliment a clever devil.
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