Who Knew?

[Keith]

The only comment I've ever had about my Ikon was from some idiot who informed me that it certainly wasn't a real Zeiss, when after looking at it, he noticed it was made in Japan! :bang:

 

[Silva Lining]

"Why ponder life's complexities....
...when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat....?"

 

[amateriat]

Well, my religion requires me to eat hot dogs on Friday. No buns.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php

Oh, hell, Bill, I was with you until the "no buns" part. Are you freaking serious?


- Barrett

 

[bmattock]

Oh, hell, Bill, I was with you until the "no buns" part. Are you freaking serious?

Of course I'm serious! See here:

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

And the 'no hot dog buns' bit is explained here:

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

Fortunately, we're given this last Holy Skripcher, which lets us off the hook entirely:

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

So I'm serious, but I don't believe a word of it, either.