Thanks, Antiquark.
Here are Antiquark's COF images, as surface plots with intensity coded as height. 1.4 on the left, 1.8 on the right. What an interesting result: the COF's are asymmetric, and (apparently) more so at wider aperture!
At f/1.4 we see very obvious horizontal bands of light falloff at the top and bottom, and a trace of this behavior is still visible at f/1.8. This result is consistent with a photosite geometry in which light rays can be detected at shallower angles when coming from the left or right sides of the lens's exit pupil than when they are coming from the top or bottom of the exit pupil.
This behavior could be due to the design of the photosites, the microlenses, or both.