clever t-shirt sayings

[jano]

"You wish!"

Brand name "Guess" was written on the front of a shirt, probably a size too small, worn by this gal walking past (direction of our eyes were more than obvious, haha, and she smiled back, we think).

My buddy and I mumbled "d cup", she heard us, turned around, and said, "Hah, no way, try double b". Err.. or something like that. Been a few years since it happened!

😀

 

[Pherdinand]

hehe, a friend of mine, a she one, has a shirt with the iscription on the front "Don't just stare, pay me a drink!"

 

[keensb]

tri-x are for kids!

 

[fgianni]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

 

[fgianni]

My favorite...... ;-)

Oi, thats my signature! LOL

 

[Kim Coxon]

On the one my sister gave me for Christmas

"I am not a complete idiot - some parts are missing."

Kim

 

[Joerg]

You will figure it out ......

You will figure it out ......

Saw this one and recreated a drawing for future use.
Nice reference to my other hobby, amplifier and stereo stuff building...😀

 

[fgianni]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

 

[erikhaugsby]

"Ha! Now you can't see me!" (on a camouflage shirt)

 

[John Camp]

They're no good unless they're in bad taste:

<Small Circle>
Uranus
<Big Circle>
Uranus in Prison

 

[Wayne R. Scott]

This one was on a tattered and torn t-shirt:

"Member of the Grizzly Bear Artificial Insemenation Team."

Wayne

 

[Ergo]

n/w

n/w

no words needed

 

[John Rountree]

The official T-shirt sold at the Diane Arbus retrospective two years ago at the Metropolitain Museum of Art: "The danger of going out in public is that you might have your picture taken."

 

[reagan]

"I'm not a terrorist, I'm a photographer"

 

[Sparrow]

off the rff/photo theme...

my 2 most favourite sayings to date -

'nuke the gay whales for jesus'...i think it pretty much covers most causes and mocks them all well!
(please no nasty emails, it's a t-shirt)

'i'm not always an asshole - sometimes i sleep'

all of my ex-wives like this one!

😉

😀 😀
That’s just so funny………… 'nuke the gay whales for jesus'………. if it only offended on grounds of gender it would be perfect!!

 

[Xmas]

troll warning...

'The writing on my teashirt is black'...

Noel

 

[UnclePaul]

My vote is for the t-shirt Adam Savage wears on Mythbusters: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

 

[EmilGil]

Just saw this one in the lunch room: "I want to change the world but they won't give me the source code"

(Pretty funny if you're an engineer! =)


Edit: Why not an RFF t-shirt?

 

[jamiewakeham]

Tricky to type out, and only for physicists:

And God said

"div D = p
div B = 0
curl E = -dB/dt
curl H = J + dD/dt"

And there was light.

Jamie

 

[wintoid]

Body of a god, shame it's Buddha