Have you ever killed a thread?

[Todd.Hanz]

Yep, I've killed a few. I took it personally for a while and then just figured what the heck, I can kill conversations in real life too, why should the internet be any different?

I decided to stay on-topic because I couldn't think up a good banana joke.

O.K.,
This blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a banana under the other...

 

[back alley]

sometimes i eat melons...

 

[DougK]

For some reason that reminds me of a scene in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai" where they walk past a watermelon in a lab hooked up to test equipment. One of the characters looks at it and says "What's the deal with the watermelon?" Another character says "I'll tell you later." They never mention it again... I still wonder what the hell they were doing with it.

 

[Sonnar Brian]

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

AAHHHH!! A Naked Man answered the door Eating a Banana!

Orange you sad I'm off-topic.

 

[oftheherd]

O.K.,
This blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a banana under the other...

She knows Joe?

Then what's the poodle for?

Cover what?

Oh .....


























(the end)

 

[VinceC]

I am become Death, destroyer of threads. ...

 

[back alley]

i once went to a halloween party, naked on roller skates.

what was i?

 

[nwcanonman]

i once went to a halloween party, naked on roller skates.

what was i?

..............................
Very cold 😛

 

[nwcanonman]

1/5th of the time 🙂

..............
Ray,
That's one 1/5 AT a time 😀

 

[ray_g]

i once went to a halloween party, naked on roller skates.

what was i?

a pull-toy? 😉

 

[pesphoto]

i once went to a halloween party, naked on roller skates.

what was i?

You were drunk?

 

[FrankS]

i once went to a halloween party, naked on roller skates.

what was i?

(Not as good as Ray's pull-toy suggestion, but...)


....young and foolish?

or

....thinner than now?

 

[egpj]

Duuuude! I have killed so many threads! Especially over on the Leica forum. You can call me "Threadanator".

 

[enochRoot]

of COURSE this will be the longest running thread in RFF history, i'm sure.

 

[back alley]

a pull-toy? 😉

once again, ray has proven himself a true leader of men!

yes! a pull toy.

 

[FrankS]

That was back in your boy-toy days then. 🙂

 

[ray_g]

What about the cranky old woman who showed up naked with a lemon between her legs?

 

[back alley]

That was back in your boy-toy days then. 🙂

oh yes, i remember them well...🙂

 

[back alley]

What about the cranky old woman who showed up naked with a lemon between her legs?

got me on that one.

 

[pesphoto]

What about the cranky old woman who showed up naked with a lemon between her legs?

uh oh, do I sense a thread killer?