One for contrast, one for blur,
An extra one, just to be sure.
One for street, and one for nudes,
One for all your many moods.
A Noctilux, a Summacron,
An Elmar, Sonnar, Hexanon,
One for sharpness, one for speed,
A lens for every single need.
German, English, Japanese,
Several from the Russians, please.
Some with coatings, some without,
Some whose value is in doubt.
One for family, one for friends,
A Brian Sweeney Frankenlens.
Some with flare, or corners soft,
Please make sure the cap is off.
Hooded, painted, brass or chrome,
Will it arrive when your spouse is home?
Canon, Nikkor, Schneider, Cosina,
Zeiss or Pentax, Leica, Praktina,
Whatever specimen you capture,
Be sure you have the right adapter.
Shine your flashlight, find some haze,
Send 'em to DAG for CLA's,
Who cares what you point them at,
Raid's daughters or ampguy's cat,
Just keep in mind this simple rule:
How many 50's? ALL OF THEM, FOOL.