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Manolo Gozales said:
Why do they call crisps "chips" in the colonies?

As an antipodean with an English background I've always wondered that. There was always quite a bit of "dual language" going on for me at school. WTF is "50-50"? I had to ask, my parents didn't know.

James (not really a tortured childhood)
 
I never read any of your threads . . . I was just looking for my sandwich. I know I put it down in here somewhere . . . .
 
I see we all have our "witty wigs" on tonight!

Sorry, this is the best I could come up with! 🙁
 
apparently I started a post where everyone can voice their personal problems since no one can read them anyway.. how weird is that?
 
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You may now read this post.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I've still got tartar but that s#*t is under control.


Manolo Gozales said:
Hey🙂

Out of control tartars is not what you want in your crib. They'll keep their horses in your kitchen and wipe their hands on the upholstery. But once you get to know them better and they get under control. I'm sure they'll mend their ways. 😀

ManGo

Heck, and I thought he was talining about 'taters which where they get chips and crisps from!
 
(Adenoidal Seinfeld voice): And why do they call it a sandwich, anyway? If you drop it on the beach, it's no good anymore! "Excuse me sir, but there's piece of kelp on your sprouts!" Shouldn't it be called a no-sandwich instead? Muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . .
 
Poptart said:
(Adenoidal Seinfeld voice): And why do they call it a sandwich, anyway? If you drop it on the beach, it's no good anymore! "Excuse me sir, but there's piece of kelp on your sprouts!" Shouldn't it be called a no-sandwich instead? Muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . .

That's SAND? Heck, I thought it was one of the seven whole grains!
 
So this is what happens when I press the "Do not press this button" button.
 
Byuphoto said:
Why do the English inssit on calling fries "chips" 😀

Chips are totaly different to fries. Oh how I'd like some chips with vinegar now!
 
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