Calzone
Gear Whore #1
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- Joined
- Nov 11, 2008
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- The Gateway To The Hudson Highlands
Oh dear god and now you work in a real lab with big boy chemicals... 😱
Pro-Mone,
Had a 30 gallon drum of Boron Nitrate laying around the lab for perhaps two years. Its original purpose was to be mixed with water to moderate the huge neutron field I create when I run my Cyclotron, but was never used. I am the person responsible for its removal, and I made the safety officer have the hazard removed.
Back at Grumman I also complained that I saw green nitric acid stored in an acid locker and also Pictric Acid which is explosive was also stored there. When I complained about the unsafe conditions they actually evacuated the area and called in a bomb squad.
About two and a half weeks ago a funny thing happened. The NYPD has radiation detectors on the helicopters that patrol the city, and they noticed a hot spot at the hospital where I work on the Upper East Side. Basically the NYPD sent in their tough guy squad. A herd of black suburbans invaded the nuclear medicine section of a Cancer hospital and the guys with the body armour and machine guns went in searching for a dirty bomb. LOL.
As far as guns go when Ronald Ray-Gun was President, I worked on a Star Wars project that was a space based weapon. The idea was to shoot down intercontinential ballistic missiles in their "boost phase" before they vaporize us. No lie. We were building a prototype at Los Alamos National Labs.
Also worked with rail gun technology where up to 60 Kilojuoles of energy were stored in massive banks of capacitors the harness the electromagnetic fields to accelerate solid object instantainiously.
Kinda counterintuitive but an artist working in a fortune 500 aerospace company that was the fourth largest military contractor in the U.S. was a good idea. I was good at solving problems and was very clever. BTW my U.S. patent is for a 3-d binocular optical corelator that was basically an optical targeting system for a smart bomb. I was awarded "Inventor of the Year" for my patent. Also know that back in the early 80's I was doing holography in the research labs.
Cal