TSA nonsense reaches a new low

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We live in a world where according to TSA, anything is possible - like a camera lens blower being magically transformed into a "flying missle" by filling it with gun powder. I wonder - if it were filled with liquid hydrogen, could it be used to launch the space shuttle, too? 🙄

It's also totally possible that 250,000,000 winged purple monkeys might fly out of the butt of some TSA genius.

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Photographer Has Blower Confiscated by TSA Because it ‘Could Fly Like a Missile’

DL Cade · Dec 18, 2013

It’s common knowledge that the Giottos Rocket Blowers and the TSA don’t get along. In the past we’ve told you to just leave it at home unless you want it confiscated with no more reason than “it looks like a bomb.” But the reason photographer and Canon Rumors forum user Surapon got was a whole lot more entertaining than that.

Surapon shared his experience on the CR forums, where he told the comical story of how 10 years of altercation-free TSA experiences with his blower in tow ended abruptly in 2012.

On his way back from a trip to Greece — one of the most beautiful and dusty locations, according to Surapon — he was transferring terminals in New York when security asked him to open his bags. They, of course, asked about the blower, an inquiry Surapon answered courteously enough, even spraying some air in his own face to demonstrate how it worked.

That’s when the TSA officer dropped this line: pointing to the fins he asked, “can it fly like a rocket?”

Surapon was, understandably, dumbstruck. When he didn’t answer, the officer walked over to his supervisor, had a brief conversation, and then told Surapon that his blower needed to be thrown away because, “if someone put gun powder inside this Rocket Blower, it can fly like a missile.”

Of course, when airport security tells you to do something, you do it — so the $10 doohickey went into the trash and that was that.

From then on, Surapon made a simple alteration that has kept him from getting in trouble with airport security since: he cut off the fins. Since then, no TSA agents have suggested that he could fashion a rocket out of his Giottos blower. That’s not to say they won’t… it just hasn’t happened again yet.
 
I cut off the fins of mine ages ago, assuming some TSA moron would eventually think it was suspicious. I see now that there is such a moron.
 
It would be a rocket flying backwards.
Actually, if one were to put gunpowder or anything like that, the silicone blower would simply melt.
Are they handing out gunpowder on flights now? That's the real question. How does the gunpowder make it past TSA and into the rocket blower?

Morons.

The organization should be dismantled and the money saved should be used to educate the ignorance and fear out of people. Maybe a little should be spent on primary schools as well. Goodness gracious.

Phil Forrest
 
The TSA was perfectly friendly and polite to me going through Seatac and LAX the last week. No issues what so ever, hand checked without any questions or objections, etc.
 
The government needs to spend more time looking for actual suspects instead of looking for problems where they don't exist.

And this is what happens when you create a massive government program without proper training and education.

And it's another reason why I refuse to fly. Well, that and my lack of money to fly.
 
I cut off the fins of mine ages ago, assuming some TSA moron would eventually think it was suspicious. I see now that there is such a moron.

Oh, but there's not just the one moron - there are platoons of them!!

If the blower had ACME emblazoned on the side and it was being carried by a coyote who was walking upright on his rear legs, I could understand TSA's wariness. As far as I know, the blower in question said "Giottos" on it and no coyote was inolved.

For the record, my last encounter with the TSA folk was not particularly unpleasant or stupid. It is pretty much a crap shoot, though. sometimes you are lucky, sometimes not so much.

Ths past September, TSA was tolerable; however, I must regretfully report that U.S. Customs at the Detroit airport as a couple of gents in their cadre whose gray matter is obviously comprised entirely of decomposed feces.
 
The TSA moron was probably trying to show his boss what an unbelievably amazing job he's doing to curb terrorism in the skies in the hope of a pay rise. Or something.
 
From shortly after 9/11 to my final retirement date last year my life was completely unpredictable. I have lots of entertaining stories about TSA but I have even more entertaining ones about airport security outside the USA. It is bad enough when those whose native language is english try to interpret and apply the rules. Just imagine what happens when someone else tries to apply the rules. Take my word for it, things can become very interesting.

I was usually pretty accommodating with most airport security personnel, after all I wanted to get someplace, sometimes home. However, there was one time when a security person in the Lima airport wanted to confiscate my exposed rolls of 120 film from a trip to Macchu Picchu. He kept insisting that the rolls of film were detonators, even following a session where I allowed him to inspect and open my camera, which had a partially unexposed roll inside. I almost missed my flight home, and had just about given up, when the supervisor came down the runway. When he seen the rolls of film on the table he had a fit and told me to load my backpack quickly and get aboard. When I left he was giving that poor guard a loud chewing out.

But, overall, I have been treated pretty fairly by the airport security guards. They are mostly trying to do their job, and I suspect they don't get a lot of thank you's while doing it.
 
You know, I can just imagine some Roman border guard, around 450AD, saying to a citizen: "You can't bring that cart through here, unless you take the axle off it. You might use it as a club to hit someone."

Meanwhile, his mate's waving through a bunch of German tribesmen carrying swords and axes, on account of their leader, a bloke called Odoacer, being ever so polite and calling the guard "sir".

🙄
 
Hands and feet have a lot more potential for violence than any lens blower...

I just hope the TSA doesn't catch on to that reality.
 
I just wonder if they haven't thought that led flashlights built into phones can be rebuilt to act like a laser. Easy to take a plane off its route then. Or melt down towers.
 
1. Attach a length of rubber tube to the rocket blower
2. "This, sir, is my colonoscope. May I demonstrate its use to you?"
 
From shortly after 9/11 to my final retirement date last year my life was completely unpredictable. I have lots of entertaining stories about TSA but I have even more entertaining ones about airport security outside the USA. It is bad enough when those whose native language is english try to interpret and apply the rules. Just imagine what happens when someone else tries to apply the rules. Take my word for it, things can become very interesting.
Hmmm, so, basically, if your native language is English, by definition, you're better at interpreting rules? Even if they're written in, say, Spanish? 😱

You know, I can just imagine some Roman border guard, around 450AD, saying to a citizen: "You can't bring that cart through here, unless you take the axle off it. You might use it as a club to hit someone."

Meanwhile, his mate's waving through a bunch of German tribesmen carrying swords and axes, on account of their leader, a bloke called Odoacer, being ever so polite and calling the guard "sir".

1. Attach a length of rubber tube to the rocket blower
2. "This, sir, is my colonoscope. May I demonstrate its use to you?"

These made me smile, thank you Sejanus.Aelianus and lynnb 😎
 
Hmmm, so, basically, if your native language is English, by definition, you're better at interpreting rules? Even if they're written in, say, Spanish? 😱
I doubt the people he's talking about were following actual written rules--just the voices in their heads. The language of stupidity is universal and does not need translation.
 
Once when handing check film I had a TSA guy look at the see thru bag over and over as I was telling him it just film. Then he passed it to another TSA agent who took it into an office then I was summons into the office. I was asked what this was as the lady held up the bag in the air. I again said it was film for my camera. I was then sent out back into the line. After a few minutes my bag of film was brought back to me with no explanation given.😱😕😱
 
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