Let me try to grasp this... you guys are mostly experienced, "serious" amateur photographers with thousands of dollars of high-quality photographic equipment like Leicas, Zeiss, Voightlander, Nikon, etc. and yet you actively search out the cheapest drugstore or big box store to have your film developed by stoned minimum wage workers who haven't the slightest motivation to process or scan your images with any care whatsoever... but you're complaining that the service isn't very good?
If you're at this point why are you even shooting film?
It can't be for the quality, that much should be obvious.
It can't be for the archival properties of film, you just ruined it because of the crappy processing and handling.
If you're looking for price, speed, and reasonable quality then why not simply get a decent digital camera and quit your complaining?
The only question left is whether you spell "poser" with a "you"?