What are the worst words in photography?

Anything to the effect of: "Yeah, hi guys, I was wondering if you could give me advice on which camera I could use to compliment my M2, M3, M4, M5, M6, M7, M8, M9 setup? Maybe an M4-2?"
 
"Can I see it" : having to explain to my sister's children why they can't see the photo I just took.
It's an old camera that does not have a screen and then to explain what film is :bang:

Off topic, but: My son when he was three, viewing Super 8 movies of his older sister. "I want to be in the film. I want to now. Put me in the film, Richard."
 
Oh, here comes the Paparazzi...
Is that an analog camera...
Man, you got a lot of cameras there...(I normally shoot with two cameras)
Is that a digital camera...(F2a with motordrive)
When are you going to switch to digital...
What are you doing...??? (standing next to a camera mounted on a tripod)
 
"How many megapixels does it have? How much zoom?"
Once a guy tried to tell me that his compact camera was better than my DSLR because it had zoom and more megapixels...

And some guy working at a Starbucks looked at my Canon EOS 5 which I painted matte black (so no model name or brand, I just told him it was a Canon) and said "yeah i have a Canon too, but mine is an EOS 5, it looks kinda like that one" *points to my friend's rebel 2000*
 
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Some of my friends are always jokingly saying: "Let me see the picture" right after I took it.
The look on one guy's face when I pulled the instant film out of a polaroid back on my Speed Graphic was: "Aaaw, we can't use that joke anymore."

"Does it still work?" (Why carried otherwise? to look cool?)

"Can you still get film for it?" (yes, 35mm isn't that uncommon you know)

"What the **** is that?!" (Yelled in a church no less)

"Wow, that's an old camera!" (I don't think my Epson R-D1 from 2005 is THAT old, though admittedly in "Digital Camera Years" it's practically ancient. I think the Jupiter-3 screwed on confuses people)

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"Minty" - Yes the camera tastes like mint
"Sold As-Is" - It's broken
"Shutter sounds accurate" It's broken
"Never used" - Because it's broken



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"Can I see that picture?", "I'm going to have to ask you to delete it" and when told on no uncertain terms that I wouldn't fulfill her requests: "We own the copyright to those images, so you're not allowed to post them on the internet!" from a pompous Production Assistant doing outside broadcast in Singapore.

If the photos weren't so dull I would have posted them on Flickr just to spite her.

Weirdly enough if you you're on an open set on the street they actually do. But there's better ways to deal with it than that for sure.
 
I was talking to my grandmother one day I told her my friend Tony (a pretty good photographer) had started taking some photos for the local paper.

Her reply was " WOW ! He must have a big camera !"
 
Last weekend, I went into one of those No Camera zones (inside the movie theater). They are very strict about checks, and the guard demanded the battery of my camera (M6).

Me: You know I can still use it without battery
Him: *pauses* then give me the memory card
Me: It's film.
Him: *disbelief* *pause* give me the battery

I opened it up and showed there was no film. That seemed to calm him down.
 
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I'm thinking of selling my M2, because I hardly shoot film these days since I got my DSLR, and I don't think I ever will.
 
Said by a new "A level" photography student when told she would start the course learning to use a film camera, " is that the one that you have to put the pictures in the camera yourself?"
 
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