Why Your Pictures Suck

Seriously, anyone who uses the world 'suck' to convey the concept 'not very good' is so terminally lazy, stupid, sloppy and incompetent in the English language that I would be disinclined to trust their judgement when it comes to anything else.

Cheers,

R.

But then the cynical irony of the article would be lost if instead of suck it used other words such as, terrible, mediocre, uninteresting, soul deadening etc.
 
It could of course be used that way, but that would be literal not metonymy.

However like the F word it has far transcended sexual context, since is is acceptable in everyday speech, unlike the F word.

Perhaps you are familiar with the British and American variations on the use of the word "piss" which varies substantially, one use referring to anger one make a joke or treat badly.

... yes but the British taking the piss is literal ... it's a reference to shipping urine from London to Whitby in the 17 century, and has been a mild rebuke for someone being untruthful ever since
 
It could of course be used that way, but that would be literal not metonymy.

However like the F word it has far transcended sexual context, since is is acceptable in everyday speech, unlike the F word.

Perhaps you are familiar with the British and American variations on the use of the word "piss" which varies substantially, one use referring to anger one make a joke or treat badly.

Not quite. It would be literal if somethngliterally sucked (e.g. like a vacuum cleaner). I was classifying it as a metonym because if you call someone a c***sucker you're just picking out a single activity that stands for 'gayness' overall. Anyways, I might still be wrong because even if you use it as a metonym in this way, you're still just using 'gayness' metaphorically for badness.


As for the varying uses of "piss", when I live in the UK the most common use of the word I encountered was "getting pissed" as in "getting drunk". 🙂
 
Not quite. It would be literal if somethngliterally sucked (e.g. like a vacuum cleaner). I was classifying it as a metonym because if you call someone a c***sucker you're just picking out a single activity that stands for 'gayness' overall. Anyways, I might still be wrong because even if you use it as a metonym in this way, you're still just using 'gayness' metaphorically for badness.


As for the varying uses of "piss", when I live in the UK the most common use of the word I encountered was "getting pissed" as in "getting drunk". 🙂

... that's why I never use suck I also assumed it was homophobic or misogynistic in the US context
 
... that's why I never use suck I also assumed it was homophobic or misogynistic in the US context
Same here. But do you remember the advertisement for vacuum cleaners which appeared on hoardings (US: billboards) in the UK for some time in (I think) the 1980s? "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Cheers,

R.
 
I'm not a native speaker either. Perhaps I've clocked quite a few hours as a kid before the tv watching US films and shows but the word 'sucks' conjures benign images e.g. Walter Matthau or Woody Allen being ever so slightly profane and always to comedic effect. In the article it's used in order to nuance the discussion in this tongue-in-cheek direction, as well as establish a certain informal rapport with the reader. This is all so very phatic of course 😀. For some reason profanity in British English seems to me more hard hitting than in American English. But that's maybe because I've lived for many years in the UK and the culture is familiar to me esp. compared to the US one. I guess to really get the meaning of a word you have to have hands-on experience of its use in a culture.

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The key is: Be honest with yourself.

If you are truly happy shooting photos of your cats and flowers (I *like* to shoot flowers, but not cat), then apologize to no one and keep shooting.

But if you have always wanted to improve, you have to do what it takes to improve, no one else would or could do it for you.

Photoshop or not, film or digital, street vs staged, people vs things, family or non-family, which camera to use, all those are choices that affect the outcome, but they are by no mean the essence.

So decide first, do you want to become better or are you happy with what you are creating now? The answer to this question will help you in either case.

The article is not useful as a reminder. But apparently the author never try to properly use the flickr search engine. Which is quite sad because he is missing a lot of wonderful images.
 
My version:

Know whether you're a shooter or a collector. If you're a shooter, go out and shoot.

Shoot fearlessly. Edit ruthlessly.

The first 10,000 frames don't count. If digital, make that 100,000.

Shoot and edit lots! Experts say you need to invest 10,000 hours in anything to have a chance at becoming really great at it.

Photos you *almost* got make good memories, but bad photos and worse conversation.

If the subject/moment/light/perspective isn't there in your image, don't pretend that it is.

F8 and be there.
 
My version:

Know whether you're a shooter or a collector. If you're a shooter, go out and shoot.

Shoot fearlessly. Edit ruthlessly.

The first 10,000 frames don't count. If digital, make that 100,000.

Shoot and edit lots! Experts say you need to invest 10,000 hours in anything to have a chance at becoming really great at it.

Photos you *almost* got make good memories, but bad photos and worse conversation.

If the subject/moment/light/perspective isn't there in your image, don't pretend that it is.

F8 and be there.
No they don't. The whole 10,000 hours thing is a fantasy that has gained widespread currency in the last (very) few years after being popularized by Malcolm Gladwell. It's basically drivel that starts with an arbitrary number that people want to believe. Here's just one piece debunking this nonsense: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20121114-gladwells-10000-hour-rule-myth

Cheers,

R.
 
A person could spend their entire life trying to improve their photos, apparently what he's suggesting. I think Ibarionex has a small mind, and a small mouth.

I love how you guys nailed Gladwell to the wall.

“I’m necessarily parasitic in a way. I have done well as a parasite. But I’m still a parasite.” Malcolm Gladwell

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012...of-americas-most-successful-propagandist.html
 
@Roger and @Jamie-- Interesting analysis there of the 10,000 hour rule. It notes that how long it takes to become a peak practitioner of an art or craft depends not just on how much you practice, but on your native skills, on the kind of practice you do and on how many competitors there are. But the bottom line is, quantification or no, practice makes perfect.
 
I know people who have become top echelon photographers the first day they ever picked up a camera.

This goes back to the constantly debated idea that you either have the "eye" or you don't. 100,000 hours aren't going to make you better or worse.

You also have to have the ability to self-edit, which is very rare.

To be good you need the ability to tell good from bad. Very few people have this, especially in regard to themselves.
 
Fairy snuff. However, can you define better?

There is the part of "better" that is subjective.
With this part, my definition won't necessarily be the same as yours.

But there is an objective part in becoming "better" also:
1. Better consistency. The ratio of pictures that you like is increasing compared to the ones you don't.
2. Better technically. You have developed a process that works for you (darkroom printing, photoshop, whatever).
3. Better visually. Your pictures are way more interesting compared to those from the past.
4. Maybe others...
 
But the bottom line is, quantification or no, practice makes perfect.

Sure but that's just a platitude. Everybody knows that one can improve a skill by practicing. The only thing that was even remotely interesting about Gladwell's "theory" was the 10'000 hour figure.
 
No they don't. The whole 10,000 hours thing is a fantasy that has gained widespread currency in the last (very) few years after being popularized by Malcolm Gladwell. It's basically drivel that starts with an arbitrary number that people want to believe. Here's just one piece debunking this nonsense: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20121114-gladwells-10000-hour-rule-myth

Cheers,

R.

That link is blocked for me as ...

"We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee. It is run commercially by BBC Worldwide, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BBC, the profits made from it go back to BBC"

... the world has gone mad
 
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