Hoping you are just joshing, and I certainly don't know what you think "Drunk Driving" used to be. These days, an alcohol blood content of .08 will change your life. Haven't been there, but I know a few people who won't have an Oregon or Washington drivers license for as much as 3 to 5 years. Diversion programs are being dropped, and taxicab companies are in the black big time. Many designated drivers are charging for the service.
Sorry to be a party pooper, but I've had just as much fun not drinking since 1974, and remembering more of my life than before.
The number of deaths involving drinking and driving is rising, as are the fines, suspensions, and Manslaughter charges.
Pardon me if this is NOT what you were expecting or wanting to hear. I recently lost a good friend who died in front of her 5 year old son in a Suburban rollover. The seat belt kept her halfway in the SUV and she was dis-embowelled by a metal fence stake. She drank and drove.
Oh, yes, and she was on her cell phone to her husband when she drifted into the roadside gravel shoulder.
