clever t-shirt sayings

[FrankS]

My daughter has a great t-shirt that she and her friends made up after a sleep-over:

Good friends don't let friends do stupid things...alone.

Then there are others like:

I'm with stupid.

Don't read this!

For you creative types, got any other good ideas for clever T-shirt sayings?

 

[dazedgonebye]

"I'm Done"

 

[FrankS]

Hey, that's mine! 🙂

I've modified my mantra to "I'm content."

 

[Sparrow]

"I'm Done"

"I think"

(on the back)

 

[petri]

... in the total spirit of RFF ...

"I´m not done, just out of money" ...

can´t remember who wrote it but i saw it on this site not too long ago .. and no pun intended to you frank, i genuinely just like the saying ...
my problem lies not in leicas or cameras, i ruin myself on lamps and other artsyfartsyprojects ;-)

 

[dazedgonebye]

"I'm think.
I think I'm done.
Therefore I'm done.
I think."

With appologies to Frank and to Graeme Edge.

 

[back alley]

off the rff/photo theme...

my 2 most favourite sayings to date -

'nuke the gay whales for jesus'...i think it pretty much covers most causes and mocks them all well!
(please no nasty emails, it's a t-shirt)

'i'm not always an asshole - sometimes i sleep'

all of my ex-wives like this one!

😉

 

[kmack]

If I got smart with you, how would you know?

(a friend got me that one)

 

[jano]

I saw this gal with.. huge tracts of land.. her tight and revealing t-shirt had an arrow pointing up the center and the words said, "No, my eyes are up here"

Another one I saw, "I wish these were brains".

And the most cute of all was, "Get leid, hawaiin style" or something like that 🙂

 

[visiondr]

"You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face."


"I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby."

Ron

 

[Xmas]

Make your own 'My other camera is digital' in Russian Cryllic.

Noel

 

[peterc]

My favourite of the ones I own:
"Alferd Packer: The original party cannibal"

Peter

 

[dmr]

"No, my eyes are up here"

"I wish these were brains".

"You wish!"

🙂

 

[Glenn2]

My favorite...... ;-)

 

[FrankS]

I've got one that reads:

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

 

[Nick R.]

To go with Glenn's:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who know binary and those that get laid

 

[Pherdinand]

I've seen the followings:
Biker t-shirt, reading on the back: If you can read this, the b*tch fell off.

T-shirt for the biker's girlfriend: I'm the bitch that fell off.

 

[Pherdinand]

Anoher one,i've seen it on a kid: I'm the proof my mom likes to fukc.
🙂)sorry, but it really does exist!

 

[Michael I.]

FU_K - all I need is you

 

[FanMan]

Once I was travelling by train and the guy sitting in front of me had written on his t-shirt: "I hear voices - and they don't like you"