clever t-shirt sayings

FrankS

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My daughter has a great t-shirt that she and her friends made up after a sleep-over:

Good friends don't let friends do stupid things...alone.

Then there are others like:

I'm with stupid.

Don't read this!

For you creative types, got any other good ideas for clever T-shirt sayings?
 
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... in the total spirit of RFF ...

"I´m not done, just out of money" ...

can´t remember who wrote it but i saw it on this site not too long ago .. and no pun intended to you frank, i genuinely just like the saying ...
my problem lies not in leicas or cameras, i ruin myself on lamps and other artsyfartsyprojects ;-)
 
off the rff/photo theme...

my 2 most favourite sayings to date -

'nuke the gay whales for jesus'...i think it pretty much covers most causes and mocks them all well!
(please no nasty emails, it's a t-shirt)

'i'm not always an asshole - sometimes i sleep'

all of my ex-wives like this one!

;)
 
I saw this gal with.. huge tracts of land.. her tight and revealing t-shirt had an arrow pointing up the center and the words said, "No, my eyes are up here"

Another one I saw, "I wish these were brains".

And the most cute of all was, "Get leid, hawaiin style" or something like that :)
 
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"You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face."


"I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby."

Ron
 
To go with Glenn's:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who know binary and those that get laid
 
I've seen the followings:
Biker t-shirt, reading on the back: If you can read this, the b*tch fell off.

T-shirt for the biker's girlfriend: I'm the bitch that fell off.
 
Once I was travelling by train and the guy sitting in front of me had written on his t-shirt: "I hear voices - and they don't like you"
 
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