Hilarious lampoon of forum dynamics

[noimmunity]

Apologies if this has already been posted.

Hilarious! A must read!

(thanks to Framus, known as rasterdogs on this site, for linking to the post on another forum).

 

[jordanstarr]

....that made me laugh...thanks

 

[randolph45]

no wonder my nails never go in.My resin arm hammer is no match for this new and improved model. P.S. my flabby arm might be a big factor too as well as my tri focal specs gotta be able to see the nail first

 

[Stuart John]

Thanks good laugh on a sunday morning.

 

[Phil_F_NM]

I left my 26oz framing hammer at a site a few years ago and never got it back. I still miss it. Yeah, I could buy a new one and will. First things first.

I always loved using an 18lb broad face/pointed maul for firefighting access and overhaul in the Navy. I learned that I could use that tool to punch through 1/4" of steel bulkhead in under a minute. Faster than the exothermic cutter! Don't even get me started on the alloy bulkheads. Less than 10 hits to punch a hole big enough to access the space with a nozzle.

Ahhh, hammers.

That is a great satire. Perfect for RFF as well as all the other forums I've seen out there.

Phil Forrest

 

[nikon_sam]

Does it come in Black...???

 

[Neare]

"Nailguru2: I’m not a Smegma fan by any means"

 

[ChrisN]

What sort of bag should I use to carry my hammer?

 

[shiro_kuro]

" Real World Hammering " love it !!!
But there are hammer and then there are hammers ......
http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~ttoishi/sub29.htm

 

[Phil_F_NM]

What sort of bag should I use to carry my hammer?

Artisan and Artist vs Billingham vs Lowepro vs Tamrack vs Tenba et al...
...if they made tool belts.

Phil Forrest

 

[stewmander]

"Nailguru2: I’m not a Smegma fan by any means"

I lawled at this line too

 

[Teuthida]

I really like the threads where people post pictures of their hammers under the title "hammer porn."

 

[noimmunity]

AdaptedLensFreak: I've tried using the TB15SS with a head from an old Stanley 51-169, but it seems to hit the nails at an oblique angle, much too soft.

 

[Sejanus.Aelianus]

We need a smilie with a link to that item - I reckon it would get a lot of use. Thanks for sharing.

😀

 

[FrankS]

Funny! Thanks for the link.
They missed this:
I worry about my expensive hammer drawing attention and the risk of theft, so I cover the Logo and shiny parts with tape.

 

[Sparrow]

Funny! Thanks for the link.

I worry about my expensive hammer drawing attention and the risk of theft, so I cover the Logo and shiny parts with tape.

... you need a tool-roll that looks like a diaper bag :yes: ... whatever a diaper is ...

 

[Nikon Bob]

Too funny, so true and a great morning laugh.

Bob

 

[dexdog]

really funny

 

[noimmunity]

Funny! Thanks for the link.
They missed this:
I worry about my expensive hammer drawing attention and the risk of theft, so I cover the Logo and shiny parts with tape.

Hahahaha!

I heard they were coming out with an emerald-studded gold version!

 

[Gabriel M.A.]

If only it had one user asking whether chrome or black would be best, another user typing "who cares!", another saying "shame on Stiletto" and the predictable "my Nikhammer is better", it would have been a more realistic Hammerforum 😀