Muggins
Junk magnet
Quite an accent there! It took me a few minutes to get used to it so that I could follow his narrative.
That's what people from Essex, UK, used to sound like before the East End of London moved out and now everyone thinks that "Estuary" is the same as Essex (google TOWIE - but beware, you'll feel soiled!).
I have to say that I thought Pete was elmarman here - but I'm not going to complain if he wants to be someone else.
*waves* Hi Pete!