what's your favourite t-shirt saying?

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two of my favorites:
this t-shirt was tested on animals - it didn't fit
i am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up
 
Purchased at a liquor store in MA...

"A women drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her"
(W.C. Fields)

"I pity people who don't drink. When they wake up that's as good as they're going to feel all day"
(Sinatra)
 
Since I do wildlife photos, I have always been partial to:

If you're mauled by a leopard, count yourself lucky. Most people never see one.

Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we grill'em.

Kirk
 
"Is that your final answer?"

Used to wear that when it was test week at the school I worked.


Also: "Chaos, panic, disaster: I think my work here is done!"

And: "The liver is evil, it must be punished!"

Best: "A little whiskey makes me frisky"
 
I have a shirt that reads, "It's not weird enough for me yet, baby...."

A friend once told me that it is a quote from a book by Hunter S. Thompson. I don't know if that is true or not. I like to wear it every now and then while out street shooting.
 
When i taught at a middle school, a big favorite was Bart Simpson. One common slogan was "Don't have a cow, man!" My favorite was, "I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, nobody can prove anything."

With best regards,

Pfreddee(Stephen)
 
You should live in Japan, there are some hilarious t-shirts here. I saw a pair of little girls wearing "Porno Star" shirts (yes, they do come in kid's sizes). An old woman at a bus stop was wearing a shirt which said "Sweet body of fascination", and I saw a high school student wearing a shirt with a picture of a smiling Snoopy which said "Snoopy like it doggy style".
 
kmallick said:
I swear I saw one that said "I am the B**ch who fell off!" :)
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A local mechandize retailer sells one with "If you can read this, the b@stard won't let me ride."


Photography related T-shirts I have seen:
"I shoot people"
"I flash people"
 
I find obscenity on T-shirts or bumper stickers to be pretty offensive, actually -- no place for it, and it bespeaks a certain coarseness and lack of communication skills, frankly. Sorry if I sound really old fashioned. The best sayings are ones that don't have to rely on the crutch of an "Anglo-Saxonism" to make their point.

That said, I'm willing to make an exception when it comes to anti-NY Yankees slogans, and the tried and true "Yankees Suck" is always appropriate. :)
 
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